Some processes are so complex you need to rely on step-by-step instructions. But going off the instructions see on the subreddit r/restofthef*ckingowl, some people could use instruction on how to write instructions. From baffling recipes to nonsensical coding directions, here are some examples that make IKEA look verbose.
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