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Cities The Funniest Negative Nicknames for US Cities  

Jacob Shelton
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Everyone grew up in a town that they gave a funny mean nickname to. Whether you’re from Brownwood, TX or Los Angeles, CA, you and your friends came up with a bunch of funny city nicknames for your hometown. This list is full of exactly that: mean city nicknames that will make you LOL for real. Sure, a few might make you feel a little bad, but it's okay. These cities are some of the finest in America and they know you're just laughing out of love.. Get out your road map and get ready to take a trip down Route 66 as you vote up the funniest negative names for US Cities.

There isn’t one perfect way to create negative nicknames for US cities, but to perfectly encapsulate your distaste for a particular city you should probably spend some time in the town to truly understand what it is that you’re making fun of. You should also make a pun. Puns are great. Some of these city names perfectly rhyme with a certain bodily function, which really helps a lot. Take a peek at the mean nicknames for cities below and be sure to upvote those that have you laughing uncontrollably, not matter how great you really think Filthadelphia, PA is.
list ordered by

1
167 38
Filthadelphia, PA Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2
154 41
Lost Wages, NV Las Vegas, Nevada

3
138 35
Cincinasty, OH Cincinatti

4
146 44
Sh*ttsburgh, PA Pittsburgh, Pensylvania

5
115 34
Wacko, TX Waco, Texas

6
106 41
Little C*ck, AR Little Rock, Arkansas

7
99 41
Thieveland, OH Cleveland, Ohio

8
102 45
Suckramento, CA Sacramento, CA

9
90 45
Sagginballs, MI Saginaw, Michigan

10
110 75
Fatlanta, GA Atlanta, Georgia

11
80 50
Oklahoma Sh*tty, OK Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

12
64 56
Failahassee, FL Tallahassee, Florida

13
66 61
Penis, AZ Phoenix, Arizona

14
67 63
Peetroit, MI Detroit, Michigan

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15
65 61
Fartford, CT Hartford Connecticut 

16
59 55
Taint Paul, MN Saint Paul, Minnesota 

17
53 58
Disgusta, ME Augusta, Maine

18
50 57
SmellA, CA Los Angeles, California

19
42 52
Mempiss, TN Memphis, Tenneseee

20
41 54
Rottenchester, NY Rochester, New York

21
41 54
Slummerville, MA Somerville, Massachucets 

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22
36 48
Croakland, CA Oakland, California

23
42 58
Bostoned, MA Boston, Massachucetts 

24
23 44
Deadwood City, CA Redwood City, California

25
22 44
Junehoe, AK Juneau, Alaska

26
34 63
Orblando, FL Orlando, Florida

27
23 47
Bummerton, WA Bremerton, Washington

28
28 56
Smallbany, NY Albany, New York

29
21 48
Tackyoma, WA Tacoma, Washington

30
21 48
Boretland, OR Portland, OR

31
20 50
Laugh At It, CO Lafayette, Colorado