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Cities The Funniest Negative Nicknames for US Cities  

Jacob Shelton
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Everyone grew up in a town that they gave a funny mean nickname to. Whether you’re from Brownwood, TX or Los Angeles, CA, you and your friends came up with a bunch of funny city nicknames for your hometown. This list is full of exactly that: mean city nicknames that will make you LOL for real. Sure, a few might make you feel a little bad, but it's okay. These cities are some of the finest in America and they know you're just laughing out of love.. Get out your road map and get ready to take a trip down Route 66 as you vote up the funniest negative names for US Cities.

There isn’t one perfect way to create negative nicknames for US cities, but to perfectly encapsulate your distaste for a particular city you should probably spend some time in the town to truly understand what it is that you’re making fun of. You should also make a pun. Puns are great. Some of these city names perfectly rhyme with a certain bodily function, which really helps a lot. Take a peek at the mean nicknames for cities below and be sure to upvote those that have you laughing uncontrollably, not matter how great you really think Filthadelphia, PA is.

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Filthadelphia, PA Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

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154 40
Lost Wages, NV Las Vegas, Nevada

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135 35
Cincinasty, OH Cincinatti

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145 43
Sh*ttsburgh, PA Pittsburgh, Pensylvania

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114 34
Wacko, TX Waco, Texas

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105 41
Little C*ck, AR Little Rock, Arkansas

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97 40
Thieveland, OH Cleveland, Ohio

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102 44
Suckramento, CA Sacramento, CA

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89 45
Sagginballs, MI Saginaw, Michigan

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109 75
Fatlanta, GA Atlanta, Georgia

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79 50
Oklahoma Sh*tty, OK Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

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64 55
Failahassee, FL Tallahassee, Florida

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66 60
Penis, AZ Phoenix, Arizona

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67 62
Peetroit, MI Detroit, Michigan

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59 54
Taint Paul, MN Saint Paul, Minnesota 

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Fartford, CT Hartford Connecticut 

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52 57
Disgusta, ME Augusta, Maine

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50 56
SmellA, CA Los Angeles, California

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42 51
Mempiss, TN Memphis, Tenneseee

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41 53
Rottenchester, NY Rochester, New York

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41 53
Slummerville, MA Somerville, Massachucets 

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Croakland, CA Oakland, California

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42 57
Bostoned, MA Boston, Massachucetts 

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23 43
Deadwood City, CA Redwood City, California

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34 62
Orblando, FL Orlando, Florida

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23 46
Bummerton, WA Bremerton, Washington

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28 55
Smallbany, NY Albany, New York

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21 44
Junehoe, AK Juneau, Alaska

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21 47
Tackyoma, WA Tacoma, Washington

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21 47
Boretland, OR Portland, OR

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20 49
Laugh At It, CO Lafayette, Colorado