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Cities The Funniest Negative Nicknames for US Cities  

Jacob Shelton
3.8k votes 486 voters 10.9k views

Everyone grew up in a town that they gave a funny mean nickname to. Whether you’re from Brownwood, TX or Los Angeles, CA, you and your friends came up with a bunch of funny city nicknames for your hometown. This list is full of exactly that: mean city nicknames that will make you LOL for real. Sure, a few might make you feel a little bad, but it's okay. These cities are some of the finest in America and they know you're just laughing out of love.. Get out your road map and get ready to take a trip down Route 66 as you vote up the funniest negative names for US Cities.

There isn’t one perfect way to create negative nicknames for US cities, but to perfectly encapsulate your distaste for a particular city you should probably spend some time in the town to truly understand what it is that you’re making fun of. You should also make a pun. Puns are great. Some of these city names perfectly rhyme with a certain bodily function, which really helps a lot. Take a peek at the mean nicknames for cities below and be sure to upvote those that have you laughing uncontrollably, not matter how great you really think Filthadelphia, PA is.

1
170 42
Filthadelphia, PA Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2
157 43
Lost Wages, NV Las Vegas, Nevada

3
141 39
Cincinasty, OH Cincinatti

4
151 46
Sh*ttsburgh, PA Pittsburgh, Pensylvania

5
117 38
Wacko, TX Waco, Texas

6
107 47
Little C*ck, AR Little Rock, Arkansas

7
107 48
Suckramento, CA Sacramento, CA

8
103 45
Thieveland, OH Cleveland, Ohio

9
91 49
Sagginballs, MI Saginaw, Michigan

10
113 77
Fatlanta, GA Atlanta, Georgia

11
81 54
Oklahoma Sh*tty, OK Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

12
66 60
Failahassee, FL Tallahassee, Florida

13
67 65
Penis, AZ Phoenix, Arizona

14
68 67
Peetroit, MI Detroit, Michigan

15
66 65
Fartford, CT Hartford Connecticut 

16
60 59
Taint Paul, MN Saint Paul, Minnesota 

17
56 60
Disgusta, ME Augusta, Maine

18
53 59
SmellA, CA Los Angeles, California

19
45 55
Rottenchester, NY Rochester, New York

20
44 56
Slummerville, MA Somerville, Massachucets 

21
43 57
Mempiss, TN Memphis, Tenneseee

22
45 60
Bostoned, MA Boston, Massachucetts 

23
37 52
Croakland, CA Oakland, California

24
32 57
Smallbany, NY Albany, New York

25
24 47
Deadwood City, CA Redwood City, California

26
35 67
Orblando, FL Orlando, Florida

27
24 50
Bummerton, WA Bremerton, Washington

28
24 51
Boretland, OR Portland, OR

29
22 49
Junehoe, AK Juneau, Alaska

30
23 51
Tackyoma, WA Tacoma, Washington

31
20 54
Laugh At It, CO Lafayette, Colorado