Penis straws, penis hats, and penis cakes have been the go-to bachelorette party joke for what seems like centuries. Well, it’s our turn, ladies: some crafty bakers bought red icing and decided that the vagina deserves its own damn cake. These vagina-inspired baked goods are perfect for any girlfriend, mom-to-be, or teen considering sex for the first time.
A proud parent recently embraced this particular baking challenge and brought a batch of vagina cookies to her child’s second-grade classroom. When she wasn’t allowed to share them with a class of seven-year-olds, she went OFF on the teacher – the mother accused her of failing the students and went so far as to say she hopes the teacher has an abusive husband. Please make love, not war if you plan to bake in the name of the v.
Like with real vaginas, please think about what you’re doing before you enter. Some are more fun than others. Some are even a little scary. But some are rainbow, so this slideshow is definitely worth checking out. Here’s a recipe so you can make and eat your own little gal pals. Enjoy and (so sorry, I’m legally required to say this) eat up!See more: If you're just looking for a good old fashioned offensive birthday cake, give this list a gander for some LOLs.