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25+ 'Vanderpump Rules' Quotes To Live By

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What are the best Vanderpump Rules quotes of all time? Bravo's popular reality show follows the life of Lisa Vanderpump, who first graced our television screens on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She's the co-owner and boss of the West Hollywood restaurant SUR (Sexy Unique Restaurant), and she’s also responsible for bringing all of those unforgettably ridiculous Stassi Schroeder quotes into our lives.

There's never a dull moment with all the drama cooking up behind the scenes, and Vanderpump Rules has resulted in some of the most meme-able quotes of all time. This list includes iconic Lala Kent quotes, Tom Sandoval quotes, and, of course, Lisa Vanderpump quotes. But most importantly, this list is chock full of Stassi Schroeder quotes. Schroeder has managed to say some of the wildest, most unpredictable stuff in reality television history. Seriously, all of her musings could be made into a modern art piece. 

Keep reading to relive the best lines from Vanderpump Rules that prove there's really no such thing as being too "extra.” Without further ado, here are 38 of the most savage, dramatic, and straight-up crazy phrases from one of Bravo's most binge-worthy reality shows. 

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    Just Take My Order

    I'm not sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio.

    - Stassi Schroeder

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    Not Worth It

    You're not important enough to hate. Sit down.

    - Lisa Vanderpump

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    Put Some Respect On My Birthday

    It's my birthday, for the love of God, treat it like it's my birthday.

    - Stassi Schroeder

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    Fatal Attraction Vibes

    She's a full-on, bunny boiler psycho.

    - Ariana Madix

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