Which Video Game Villain Would You Be According To Your Zodiac Sign?
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Which Video Game Villain Would You Be According To Your Zodiac Sign?

When it comes to reading your horoscope you can easily peruse the news like everyone else, or - for something a little more interesting - you can see which video game super villain you would be based on your sign. Discovering which video game villain you share a zodiac sign with will tell you so much more about yourself than your average horoscope. The ideal video game villain for each zodiac sign embodies all of the traits of the sign while illustrating its most negative features - they are villains, after all.

Looking at zodiac signs with matching video game bad guys works a lot better than you think it would. Some of the most iconic villains from your favorite video games exemplify the exact characteristics of the zodiac, and they can tell you a lot of yourself if you stop to think; take a look at these video game characters by zodiac sign and see if you match with your villain.

  • Aries (March 21 - April 19): M. Bison
    Photo: Street Fighter V / Capcom

    Aries is an impatient and moody sign that doesn't stop until it gets what it wants. It's the exact kind of zodiac sign that would set up a world wide street fighting tournament in order to form a unified world government. You're definitely going to get what you want out of life, but you'll probably take some side quests along the way to fight your own personal Ryu and Chun Li. 

  • Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Dr. Wily
    Photo: Mega Man Legacy Collection / Capcom

    Taurus is a stubborn, uncompromising sign that has a desire to get their hands dirty. Dr. Wily is the apotheosis of a Taurus; after breaking it off with his partner Dr. Light, a prude who didn't want to make evil robots, he locked himself in his lab and started building evil robots with various specialties, thus fulfilling one of his life's great ambitions.

  • Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Kefka Palazzo
    Photo: Final Fantasy VI / Nintendo

    As a Gemini, you're a little all over the place. Sometimes you're kind and touchy-feely, but you can also be indecisive and you have a short fuse. This perfectly sums up the court mage Kefka Palazzo. He's funny and quick-witted, but he also wants to destroy everyone he comes into contact with.

    Like a Gemini he's loud and can put on the air of being better than everyone, but unlike a lot of Geminis he is infused with Magitek, so that's one thing he's got one the rest of you.

  • Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Mother Brain
    Photo: Metroid: Zero Mission / Nintendo

    Cancers really know how to put the screws to someone; they can be manipulative and insecure, and aren't the kind to hide these emotions, either. This might as well be a description for Mother Brain, the antagonist in the first couple of Metroid games. This cybernetic-organic hybrid manipulated the Metroids and she lives in a jar full of some kind of fluid; if that's not the Cancer life then what is?

  • Leo (July 23 - August 22): Bowser
    Photo: Super Smash Bros. / Nintendo

    When you're a Leo you're quite literarily the leader of the pack. You won't take no for an answer - you're the king of the castle. You want to love and be loved. When someone turns down your proposal you kidnap them and hide them in one of your many castles. You're Bowser and you know it.

  • Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Illusive Man
    Photo: Mass Effect 2 / Electronic Arts

    As a Virgo you're generally a loyal person who's detail oriented, yet, despite your flaws, you can be overly critical of others. It's like you think the entire world is just supposed to bow down and do your bidding. This is 100% the zodiac sign of Mass Effect baddie the Illusive Man.

    Nobody knows that much about him aside from the fact that he just wants to control the Reapers, the ancient race of giant spaceships. Any Virgo would want the same.