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What Famous Movie Villain Should Have A Talk Show Instead Of Ellen?

August 6, 2020 1.8k votes 122 voters 1.4k views29 items

List RulesVote up the famous villains that should host a daytime TV show!

Hosting a talk show is like alcohol, it reveals who you are. So who better to host a daytime talk show than people who have already given into their power-hungry controlling nature? Vote up the villains whose daytime talk show you would be most excited to watch.

  • 1


    Pros: Shape-shifter, entertaining.

    Cons: No guest can say his name.

  • 2
    Doctor Evil

    Pros: Genius, already has a sidekick.

    Cons: Might say 'frickin' a lot.

  • 3
    Hannibal Lecter

    Pros: Charming. Has insightful, interesting questions. 

    Cons: Cannibal.

  • 4

    Pros: Perfectionist.

    Cons: Possibly insane.

  • 5
    Freddy Krueger

    Pros: Quick with a quip.

    Cons: Homicidal dream demon.

  • 6
    Crypt Keeper

    Pros: Quick with a pun.

    Cons: Quick with a pun.

  • 7

    Pros: Great wardrobe, pure magic!

    Cons: Weird with kids. 

  • 8
    Dark Helmet

    Pros: Distinctive look.

    Cons: Takes all the air out of the room.

  • 9
    Miranda Priestly

    Pros: Professional, stylish.

    Cons: Everyone is afraid of her, tough on interns.

  • 10
    Pennywise the Dancing Clown

    Pros: Natural performer. 

    Cons: Lives for drama.

  • 11
    Jack Torrance

    Pros: All work!

    Cons: No play!

  • 12

    Pros: Show would be balanced, unbiased. 

    Cons: Judgmental, audience is always half full.

  • 13
    Lord Farquaad

    Pros: Confident, could have great audience giveaways. 

    Cons: Egotistical, wants to get rid of all the Fairy Tale creatures. 

  • 14
    Patrick Bateman

    Pros: Good dancer. 

    Cons: Sociopath, will force you to listen to Huey Lewis. 

  • 15
    Jabba the Hutt

    Pros: Already has a bandleader.

    Cons: Can't dance, enslaves women. 

  • 16
    Derek Huff

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    Pros: Hob-nobs with A-listers

    Cons: Perfectionist, insufferable.

  • 17
    Jigsaw Killer

    Pros: Fun mini-games.

    Cons: Stiff, not funny.

  • 18
    Sharpay Evans

    Pros: Great dance numbers, can be her own bandleader. 

    Cons: Can't share the limelight with guests.  

  • 19
    Regina George

    Pros: Her mom will buy audience booze.

    Cons: Attracts buses, guests could end up in burn book.

  • 20
    Audrey II

    Pros: Singer!

    Cons: Eats people, hungry for world dominance!

  • 21
    Dolores Umbridge

    Pros: Great enunciater. 

    Cons: Only has one outfit.

  • 22

    Pros: Castle would make for a great set.

    Cons: Nepotism.

  • 23
    Cruella de Vil

    Pros: Snappy dresser

    Cons: Can't have animal segments.

  • 24
    The Leprechaun

    Pros: Magical, loves limericks. 

    Cons: Greedy, even for a daytime TV host.

  • 25
    White Goodman

    Pros: Motivational, promotes fitness.

    Cons: Motivates through shame.