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What Famous Movie Villain Should Have A Talk Show Instead Of Ellen?

August 6, 2020 1.8k votes 124 voters 1.4k views29 items

List RulesVote up the famous villains that should host a daytime TV show!

Hosting a talk show is like alcohol, it reveals who you are. So who better to host a daytime talk show than people who have already given into their power-hungry controlling nature? Vote up the villains whose daytime talk show you would be most excited to watch.

  • Beetlejuice1
    84
    25

    Beetlejuice

    Pros: Shape-shifter, entertaining.

    Cons: No guest can say his name.

  • Doctor Evil2

    Pros: Genius, already has a sidekick.

    Cons: Might say 'frickin' a lot.

  • Hannibal Lecter3

    Pros: Charming. Has insightful, interesting questions. 

    Cons: Cannibal.

  • Azula4
    50
    27

    Pros: Perfectionist.

    Cons: Possibly insane.

  • Freddy Krueger5

    Pros: Quick with a quip.

    Cons: Homicidal dream demon.

  • Crypt Keeper6

    Pros: Quick with a pun.

    Cons: Quick with a pun.

  • Dark Helmet7

    Pros: Distinctive look.

    Cons: Takes all the air out of the room.

  • Maleficent8

    Pros: Great wardrobe, pure magic!

    Cons: Weird with kids. 

  • Miranda Priestly9

    Pros: Professional, stylish.

    Cons: Everyone is afraid of her, tough on interns.

  • Pennywise the Dancing Clown10

    Pros: Natural performer. 

    Cons: Lives for drama.

  • Jack Torrance11

    Pros: All work!

    Cons: No play!

  • Thanos12
    25
    25

    Pros: Show would be balanced, unbiased. 

    Cons: Judgmental, audience is always half full.

  • Lord Farquaad13

    Pros: Confident, could have great audience giveaways. 

    Cons: Egotistical, wants to get rid of all the Fairy Tale creatures. 

  • Jabba the Hutt14

    Pros: Already has a bandleader.

    Cons: Can't dance, enslaves women. 

  • Patrick Bateman15

    Pros: Good dancer. 

    Cons: Sociopath, will force you to listen to Huey Lewis. 

  • Derek Huff16
    18
    24

    Derek Huff

    Pros: Hob-nobs with A-listers

    Cons: Perfectionist, insufferable.

  • Sharpay Evans17

    Pros: Great dance numbers, can be her own bandleader. 

    Cons: Can't share the limelight with guests.  

  • Jigsaw Killer18

    Pros: Fun mini-games.

    Cons: Stiff, not funny.

  • Regina George19

    Pros: Her mom will buy audience booze.

    Cons: Attracts buses, guests could end up in burn book.

  • Audrey II20

    Pros: Singer!

    Cons: Eats people, hungry for world dominance!

  • Dolores Umbridge21

    Pros: Great enunciater. 

    Cons: Only has one outfit.

  • Bowser22
    15
    28

    Pros: Castle would make for a great set.

    Cons: Nepotism.

  • The Leprechaun23

    Pros: Magical, loves limericks. 

    Cons: Greedy, even for a daytime TV host.

  • Cruella de Vil24

    Pros: Snappy dresser

    Cons: Can't have animal segments.

  • White Goodman25

    Pros: Motivational, promotes fitness.

    Cons: Motivates through shame.