What Famous Movie Villain Should Have A Talk Show Instead Of Ellen?

Pros: Shape-shifter, entertaining.

Cons: No guest can say his name.

Pros: Genius, already has a sidekick.

Cons: Might say 'frickin' a lot.

Pros: Charming. Has insightful, interesting questions. 

Cons: Cannibal.

Pros: Perfectionist.

Cons: Possibly insane.

Pros: Quick with a quip.

Cons: Homicidal dream demon.

Pros: Quick with a pun.

Cons: Quick with a pun.

Pros: Distinctive look.

Cons: Takes all the air out of the room.

Pros: Great wardrobe, pure magic!

Cons: Weird with kids. 

Pros: Professional, stylish.

Cons: Everyone is afraid of her, tough on interns.

Pros: Natural performer. 

Cons: Lives for drama.

Pros: All work!

Cons: No play!

Pros: Show would be balanced, unbiased. 

Cons: Judgmental, audience is always half full.

Pros: Confident, could have great audience giveaways. 

Cons: Egotistical, wants to get rid of all the Fairy Tale creatures. 

Pros: Already has a bandleader.

Cons: Can't dance, enslaves women. 

Pros: Good dancer. 

Cons: Sociopath, will force you to listen to Huey Lewis. 

Pros: Hob-nobs with A-listers

Cons: Perfectionist, insufferable.

Pros: Great dance numbers, can be her own bandleader. 

Cons: Can't share the limelight with guests.  

Pros: Fun mini-games.

Cons: Stiff, not funny.

Pros: Her mom will buy audience booze.

Cons: Attracts buses, guests could end up in burn book.

Pros: Singer!

Cons: Eats people, hungry for world dominance!

Pros: Great enunciater. 

Cons: Only has one outfit.

Pros: Castle would make for a great set.

Cons: Nepotism.

Pros: Magical, loves limericks. 

Cons: Greedy, even for a daytime TV host.

Pros: Snappy dresser

Cons: Can't have animal segments.

Pros: Motivational, promotes fitness.

Cons: Motivates through shame.