It's no secret that the word "medieval" evokes negative images, but in the case of these Middle Ages monarchs, those connotations are well-deserved. From callous queens to cutthroat kings and savage saints, we're taking a look at the most brutal monarchs from medieval times who played by their own bloody rules.
So what caused such murderous monarchical madness? Some slaughtered thousands in pursuit of conversion to Christianity and expulsion of beliefs they disliked; others advertently nudged tensions between sects of Christianity along, resulting in a mob mentality that took the lives of tens of thousands. Other brutal monarchs, like a number of late medieval Italian royals, enjoyed torturing their enemies in new and creative ways, like forcing furriers to eat hares whole or creating a mummy museum, a sort of proto-Madame Tussauds, by pickling their rivals. Some kings didn’t bother disguising their ambitions, just adding to their burgeoning empires by taking city after city and killing opponents and new subjects wholesale.
Whatever their reasons for taking their lovers, friends, and enemies out, read through this list and vote up the most violent medieval monarchs.
- Royal Title: Temujin, Great Khan of the Mongol Empire
- Most Brutal Moment: While carving out a massive empire that stretched across millions of square miles, Genghis Khan and his nomadic Mongolian soldiers killed an estimated 1.2 million people. That's right, million. In fact, one commentator reported that the Great Khan killed so many that their bones formed mountains and the dirt became oily with human fat.
Some of his bloodier moments include using young men as human shields and organizing mass rapes. The latter crime probably resulted in many children, making Genghis Khan a direct ancestor of 16 million people today.
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Galeazzo Maria Sforza
- Royal Title: Galeazzo Maria Sforza, Duke of Milan
- Most Brutal Moment: A master torturer and true evil mastermind, Galeazzo Maria once chopped off a rival's hands and killed a poacher by making him swallow an entire hare.
This fifteenth-century duke of Milan came by his brutal personality honestly: The surname of his warlord-turned-noble family, Sforza, means "force" in Italian. One contemporary writer recorded how Galeazzo Maria, upon asking a priest how long he would reign in Milan and being told only eleven years, stuck the good father in jail with just a little bit of food. As the story goes, "the man survived on these things, even getting to eat his own excrement, for twelve days. Then he died." Galeazzo Maria was also accused of organizing gang rapes and of poisoning his own mother.
- Royal Title: Henry VIII, King of England and Defender of the Faith
- Most Brutal Moment: Arguably still a medieval monarch on the edge of the Renaissance, Henry VIII did some pretty awful things. Probably his worst misdeed was engineering the deaths of two of his six wives (Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard).
Henry burned a number of "heretics" at the stake, including his own ex-BFF Sir Thomas More, and organized a few pitiful attempts at becoming a military hero. Although Henry himself didn't lead his forces at the Battle of Flodden in 1513, this conflict was a tragedy for the invading Scots - including Henry's own brother-in-law, James IV, who died there - and ten thousand of their men. By this time, his bloodthirsty ways had truly become a family affair.see more on Henry VIII of England
- Royal Title: Isabella I, Queen of Castile and Aragón
- Most Brutal Moment: Along with her husband Ferdinand, Isabella brought about the beginning of the Spanish Inquisition, completed the Reconquista (expelling Jews and Moors in the process), and sent out explorers like Christopher Columbus to conquer the "New World." Only officially dispelled in the nineteenth century, the Inquisition force-converted and exiled hundred of thousands of non-Christians, fostering vitriol and racism for centuries.
Together, Isabella and Ferdinand were known as the "Catholic Monarchs." In forcibly unifying Spain under one religion, this mad marital match made the Church a huge presence in their country for centuries to come. Their descendants would rule two of the largest realms in the world (the Holy Roman and Spanish Empires)... and become one of the most incestuous royal families in history.see more on Doña Isabel de Castilla I, Queen Isabella I