Total Nerd Messed Up Virginity Loss Stories In Comic Books  

Zack Howe
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Sex in comic books can be a little deviant. Sometimes superhero sex stories are overt and freely depicted, but sometimes subtle innuendo is all the readers get. Even more difficult to glean sometimes is how those how comic book characters lost their virginity in the first place. It is hard to imagine, as some of these superheroes are likely bad in bed. How could anyone take Rogue's V-Card without getting drained of life in every possible way? She would be quite a dangerous partner in the boudoir. But it happened, as it did for others.

Sometimes a character will have a sweet love story and lose their virginity in the most romantic way possible, like Aquaman. On the flip side, there are characters who lose their flower in some of the creepiest sex scenes imaginable. What follows are instances in which a character or two lose their virginity under some seriously suspect circumstances.

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The Scarlet Witch And Quicksilver Partake In Forbidden Love

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Photo:  Marvel Comics

That's right, Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver straight up "Lannistered" all over the place. But it gets even worse. In this storyline, there's a strong implication that Wolverine is their father, having slept with their mother around the same time Magneto did.

Well, during one of Wanda and Pietro's dalliances, there's a bestial man peeking through the bushes. That man may very well be the father of those twins engaging in... crimes of passion. His peep show is a little much, but... at least he looks angry about it?

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Archangel Deflowered A Teen In Front Of Her Mom

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Photo:  Marvel Comics

Uncanny X-Men, indeed. 19-year-old Paige Guthrie, AKA Husk, loses her virginity to Archangel, who is likely in his 30s at the time. Inexplicably, this deflowering takes place in the air as a group of X-Men (and Guthrie's mom!) look on in insufficient bemusement.

There's just so much wrong with this, especially the lighthearted nature in which it's depicted as if something like this is anything but horrific. In fact, it is one of many reasons why Chuck Austen's run of Uncanny X-Men is not remembered fondly.

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Hal Jordan Corrupts A Fellow, Younger Green Lantern

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Photo:  DC Comics

Hal Jordan sleeps with a fellow Green Lantern named Arisia, an elf-like alien woman who doted over him for quite some time. That sounds fine, right? Well, when she was doing all that doting, she was actually a child – something comparable to a 14-year-old human (though she looked even younger) – and through her desire to be with Hal, she subconsciously used the power of her ring to age rapidly into a grown-ass woman.

Hal took note of that and slept with her not long after. 

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Wolverine May Have Taken Squirrel Girl's Virginity When She Was Just A Teen

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Photo:  New Avengers #7/Marvel Comics

There is a lot of debate as to whether or not a very adult Wolverine was physically intimate with the teenaged Squirrel Girl, but even the suggestion is a bit off-putting. In Wolverine #8there is a sequence in which a buxom Squirrel Girl hangs out in Logan's psychic sex dungeon.

Later, in New Avengers #7, Squirrel Girl is babysitting for Luke Cage and Jessica Jonas. When Wolverine walks in, the moment is tense. Wolverine says, "I thought we agreed never to see each other again," suggesting that something happened between the two. While Wolverine may have simply been fantasizing about his teenage colleague, some argue the two did the dirty, and that it was Squirrel Girl's first time. 

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