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Messed Up Virginity Loss Stories In Comic Books 

Zack Howe
Updated December 17, 2019 15.9k votes 3.9k voters 341.3k views 10 items

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Intimacy in comic books can be a little deviant. Sometimes superhero sex stories are overt and freely depicted, but sometimes subtle innuendo is all the readers get. Even more difficult to glean sometimes is how those how comic book characters lost their virginity in the first place. It is hard to imagine, as some of these superheroes have powers that would get in the way. How could anyone take Rogue's V-card without getting drained of life in every possible way? She would be quite a dangerous partner in the boudoir. But it happened, as it did for others.

Sometimes a character will have a sweet love story and lose their virginity in the most romantic way possible, like Aquaman. On the flip side, there are characters who lost it in some of the creepiest scenes imaginable.

Scarlet Witch And Quicksilver Partake In Forbidden Love
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That's right, Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver straight up "Lannistered" all over the place. But it gets even worse. In this storyline, there's a strong implication that Wolverine is their father, having slept with their mother around the same time Magneto did.

Well, during one of Wanda and Pietro's dalliances, a hairy man peeks through the bushes. That man may very well be the father of those twins.

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Archangel Deflowers A Teen In Front Of Her Mom
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Uncanny X-Men, indeed. Paige Guthrie, AKA Husk, loses her virginity at age 19 to Archangel, who is likely in his 30s at the time. Inexplicably, this takes place in the air as a group of X-Men (and Guthrie's mom) look on in insufficient bemusement.

There's just so much wrong with this, especially the lighthearted nature in which it's depicted as if something like this is anything but horrific. In fact, it is one of many reasons Chuck Austen's run of Uncanny X-Men is not remembered fondly.

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Hal Jordan Sleeps With A Fellow, Younger Green Lantern
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Hal Jordan sleeps with a fellow Green Lantern named Arisia, an elf-like alien woman who doted over him for quite some time. That sounds fine, right? Well, when she was doing all that doting, she was actually a child - something comparable to a 14-year-old human (though she looked even younger) - and through her desire to be with Hal, she subconsciously used the power of her ring to age rapidly into a grown woman.

Hal took note of that and slept with her not long after. 

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Saturn Girl Drunkenly Loses Her V-Card And Wipes The Memory Of Her Lover
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When a friend sacrifices her life to save Saturn Girl, AKA Imra Ardeen, she's devastated. Her fellow Legion member Cosmic Boy, AKA Rokk Krinn, knows the only cure is a stiff drink. One thing leads to another, and the two end up losing their virginity together.

When Saturn Girl wakes up in the morning with a clear head, she realizes what happened. She is immediately regretful, fearing the implications for the team, so she wipes Rokk's memory.

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