Drinks The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness  

Rebecca Shortall
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White girls do not simply get tipsy. Oh no – they take drunk to a whole other level. It goes beyond smashed, messy, or hammered, and only those with the most basic of tastes in alcohol can dream of becoming White Girl Wasted. The time of day you could achieve this level of inebriation is irrelevant. You could start at the most basic of meals, brunch, by pounding mimosas, slurping down bellinis, and chugging sangria. By lunch, your throat will be hoarse from "woo!"-ing and you'll be an expert in holding your BFF Ashley's hair as she vomits in the street.

Intrigued? You want to know how to get White Girl Wasted? It's not advisable, but there are any number of ways to achieve this singular state, and they all start with one of the following basic white girl drinks. Emulate your favorite drunk white girls, and get ready to have a wild night. See you at brunch!

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Vodka Cranberry is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Vodka Cranberry

2
55 23
Frozen Margarita is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Frozen Margarita

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78 41
Mimosa is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Mimosa

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75 39
Long Island Ice Tea is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Long Island Ice Tea

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57 29
Sangria is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Sangria

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70 44
Rosé is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Rosé

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57 34
Cosmo is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Cosmo

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49 28
Sex On The Beach is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Sex On The Beach

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51 36
Vodka Soda is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Vodka Soda

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48 34
Prosecco is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Prosecco

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42 35
Strawberry Daiquiri is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Strawberry Daiquiri

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34 29
Appletini is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Appletini

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39 35
Chardonnay is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Chardonnay

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39 42
Skinny Girl Margarita is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Skinny Girl Margarita

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39 43
Spiked Pumpkin Spice Latte is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Spiked Pumpkin Spice Latte

16
37 41
Fro-sé (Frozen Ros&eacu... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Fro-sé (Frozen Rosé)

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27 33
Bellini is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Bellini

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28 35
Pina Colada is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
Pina Colada