The 18 Most Efficient Ways To Get White Girl Wasted, Ranked By Basic Betchiness
White girls do not simply get tipsy. Oh no – they take drunk to a whole other level. It goes beyond smashed, messy, or hammered, and only those with the most basic of tastes in alcohol can dream of becoming White Girl Wasted. The time of day you could achieve this level of inebriation is irrelevant. You could start at the most basic of meals, brunch, by pounding mimosas, slurping down bellinis, and chugging sangria. By lunch, your throat will be hoarse from "woo!"-ing and you'll be an expert in holding your BFF Ashley's hair as she vomits in the street.
Intrigued? You want to know how to get White Girl Wasted? It's not advisable, but there are any number of ways to achieve this singular state, and they all start with one of the following basic white girl drinks. Emulate your favorite drunk white girls, and get ready to have a wild night. See you at brunch!
Sex On The Beach
Long Island Ice Tea