You suck, but it's not your fault – blame the stars. Zodiac signs make you who you are (if you believe in that sort of thing, which you probably don't if you're a Virgo). While the stars may give you your best traits, they're also responsible for your very worst (that Kanye-level ego or Kardashian-approved vanity). Faults from the zodiac include everything from accidentally blabbing your BFF's darkest secrets to being too stubborn to ask for help. Society's biggest shortcomings, according to the zodiac, infiltrate every aspect of human daily life – they're the reason that Tinder date didn't go as planned... or at least, that's what Cancer has been relentlessly overthinking for the last 45 minutes.
So, what do you suck at according to your sign? If you're a Leo, you certainly suck at sharing the spotlight. If you're an Aries, you just can't be a team player (unless your role on the team is head coach). The weaknesses according to your zodiac sign aren't even always the biggest problem. Sometimes it’s your strengths that make your personality utterly unbearable. Scorpios are adept manipulators and Capricorns are wildly successful users who will leech off other people's success.
Check out what your sign says you suck at below, and try not to blame your mother too much for not giving birth at some other time of the year. Instead, thank the stars above!
Leos have an ego as big as a lion – and they can't keep it in check. They're the kind of people who would delete an Instagram post in a huff if it doesn't get enough likes. They always, always need to be the center of attention, and if they're not, they'll make a spectacle out of themselves in order to stay in the spotlight (or they'll lie to themselves and insist they came out on top. No Leo is ever an understudy – they simply turned down the main part because they were too busy being awesome). Most of us just can't handle the drama and prefer to have conversations that expand beyond the realm of Leo's unmatched greatness.
What you call hyper critical and wildly judgmental, a Virgo would call detail-oriented. Virgos just aren't great at letting the little things go – from pointing out a tiny, irrelevant inconsistency in your memory of Friday's night (no that guy didn't actually hit on you like you thought, don't you remember?) or noticing that your foundation is a half shade off from your natural skin tone. It's probably kind of helpful if you're the kind of person who doesn't want to walk around with greens between your teeth, but sometimes, you just want to live without being picked apart. Let us live, Virgo, let us live!
Libra, Hufflepuff, what's really the difference? This flighty, indecisive zodiac just can't handle anything other than rainbows and puppies. When grumpy baby boomers talk about snowflake millennials, you can probably blame Librans for giving all of us a bad rap. At the root of it, a Libra just wants to love and be loved, but hates confrontation which makes coexisting in any serious relationship kind of difficult and will often repress things to the point of a meltdown. If things blow up in a heated, melodramatic explosion of emotion, know it was probably pent up inside a poor Libra all along.
Scorpio Is A Jealous Snake
Scorpios may traditionally be represented by eight-legged scorpions, but don't be fooled. Every Scorpio has a snake bigger than Taylor Swift lurking somewhere inside of their dark souls. Scorpios are wildly possessive masters of manipulation who have an intoxicating air of danger about them that lures people. They might seem charming on the outside, but on the inside, they're straight-up venomous – especially if they smell a hint of disloyalty. "Disloyalty" is a broad term for Scorpios and can be as innocuous as liking a Facebook post from a frenemy or swearing your allegiance to In-N-Out instead of Shake Shack.
The worst part of dealing with a Scorpio is that once you get into a spat, you going to be stung. Scorpios are too secretive and paranoid that people will manipulate them in the way they've manipulated you, so you can't win. Scorpios always destroy the receipts, unless the receipts are yours. In that case, they're filed in alphabetical order and relegated to the depths of their snake lair for safe keeping.