Horror If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up which everyday objects that would help you the most in a battle for your life.

In The Belko Experiment, a horror movie that takes place in the modern office, workers fight each other to the death to ensure their survival. The only way to win is to use whatever weapons they have at their disposal, and that means making use of any and everything that they can find in their office. Should you find yourself in a death match, having a general knowledge of the leathal-ness of every-day objects could be the difference between victory and loss. Sure, you could throw a cup of coffee in your enemy’s face, but would they even feel the burn until after they caved your head in with a wireless scanner/printer? If you haven’t started thinking about it, now is the time.

Even if you work in an office building with coworkers who don't double as deadly enemies, you’ve probably thought about jabbing someone’s eye out with a pencil. You can admit it, this is a safe space. Or as safe as a space can be when you’re being asked to figure out which pieces of office equipment you would use to beat someone to death. Don’t wait until a fight to the death takes you by surprise, now is the time to decide what random thing from around your office you would use in head to head combat. Vote one which everyday object would help you the most in a battle for your life. 

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Your Letter Opener is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
Your Letter Opener

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The Dull Pair Of Scissors In Y... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
The Dull Pair Of Scissors In Your Desk Drawer

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A Very Sharp Pencil is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
A Very Sharp Pencil

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A Jagged Fluorescent Light Bul... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
A Jagged Fluorescent Light Bulb

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Your Neck Tie is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
Your Neck Tie

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The Heaviest Potted Plant is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
The Heaviest Potted Plant

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Your Trusty Stapler is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
Your Trusty Stapler

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Your Cool Architect Style Desk... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
Your Cool Architect Style Desk Lamp

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The Coffee Maker is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
The Coffee Maker

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Your Computer Monitor is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
Your Computer Monitor

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The Communal Toaster is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
The Communal Toaster

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That Crock Pot That Someone Br... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
That Crock Pot That Someone Brought In A Few Years Ago

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A Filing Cabinet is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
A Filing Cabinet

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That Fax Machine That's St... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
That Fax Machine That's Still In The Office For Some Reason

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That Weird Modern Art In Your ... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
That Weird Modern Art In Your Office's Foyer

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The Printer is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
The Printer

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The Mini Fridge Under Charlott... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
The Mini Fridge Under Charlotte's Desk

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The Snack Machine is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
The Snack Machine

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The Heaviest Cubicle Partition... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
The Heaviest Cubicle Partition You Can Find

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Your Boss' Giant Rolodex is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
Your Boss' Giant Rolodex

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An Adjustable Standing Desk is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list If You Had To Fight To The Death At Work, What Is Your Weapon Of Choice?
An Adjustable Standing Desk