VOTE Funny Wedding Jokes  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Any joke pertaining to weddings or married life

List of Wedding Jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Wedding Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Wedding Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Wedding Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
Millionaire husband is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Funny Wedding Jokes
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Millionaire husband


A woman was telling her friend, "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire."
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A man meets a genie is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Funny Wedding Jokes
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A man meets a genie


The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, "Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
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At the wedding is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Funny Wedding Jokes
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At the wedding


A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?" The mom replied, "Because they're happy, dear." Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do men wear black?"
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A husband said to his wife is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Funny Wedding Jokes
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A husband said to his wife


No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.
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