Never bring a knife to a gunfight, and never argue with the weed-loving community on their drug of choice. The following funny Tweets about being high are actually brilliant replies to "WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU," a now legendary Tweet by young Hoosier TROLLGAWDD.
The best responses to "WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU" are documented, scientific proof that weed DOES, in fact, impair you. Some of history's most legendary figures can tell you that much – even if they didn't yet have the means to cover up the smell.
The following funny stoner replies on Twitter can help tide you over until the next 4/20 rolls around. So, pop in your favorite stoner flick and vote up the best responses.
Where's The Beef?
Trapped In The Drive-Thru
I sat in a drive thru for 10 minutes before I realized it was just a line of parallel parked cars. https://t.co/WHl08QqIVh— Matilda Wormwood (@CallMeNiecyP) October 4, 2017
Longest Red Light EVER
I've waited for a stop sign to turn green. https://t.co/3q8E9TCcf3— meh (@AlexissDarling) October 4, 2017
ate a bowl of cereal out of a coffee filter and couldn't figure out why the milk was disappearing— Kay ❣ (@_Kemarianara) January 21, 2017