Never bring a knife to a gunfight, and never argue with the weed-loving community on their drug of choice. The following funny Tweets about being high are actually brilliant replies to "WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU," a now legendary Tweet by young Hoosier TROLLGAWDD.
The best responses to "WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU" are documented, scientific proof that weed DOES, in fact, impair you. Some of history's most legendary figures can tell you that much – even if they didn't yet have the means to cover up the smell.
The following funny stoner replies on Twitter can help tide you over until the next 4/20 rolls around. So, pop in your favorite stoner flick and vote up the best responses.
Where's The Beef?33879Is this great?
Blow Dry And Chill
One time I blow dried my pants for 30 mins straight. They were not wet and my roommate watched me the entire time https://t.co/JbYjCVwqpg— Juliet☆ (@julietkallen) October 4, 201718752Is this great?
I tried to turn the light off with my sink faucet,which was already off https://t.co/v1eizh8tUa— Lil Nel (@ganjanelle) October 4, 201710747Is this great?
Trapped In The Drive-Thru
I sat in a drive thru for 10 minutes before I realized it was just a line of parallel parked cars. https://t.co/WHl08QqIVh— Matilda Wormwood (@CallMeNiecyP) October 4, 2017270180Is this great?