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Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl

Updated July 23, 2019 8.1k votes 1.1k voters 13.5k views25 items

List RulesVote up the weed jokes that have you laughing whether you're high on the green or life.

Jokes are a great way to get high on life. Weed is a great way to get high on... well, weed. When the two come together, you have a surefire way to have a great time with friends. Or if you're smoking a bowl by yourself, you can chuckle to your heart's content with these weed jokes. These puns and bits are ready to be harvested, so read them to your stoner friends to show them just how funny you are. 

A lot of comedians rely on cannabis during their stand-up sets. However, even if you are stone-cold sober, you can still find the humor in these jokes about being stoned. After all, it's a pretty humorous activity. You smoke a plant, and then you want to watch The Wizard of Oz while eating Spicy Nacho Doritos for hours on end. It's a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon. 

This list has gathered together plenty of funny weed jokes. You can bookmark this page if you are certain you will want to entertain your stoner friends with these hilarious bits. Make sure to vote for the ones that made you laugh the hardest. If you're already stoned, then these jokes will likely be 10 times funnier!