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Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up the weed jokes that have you laughing whether you're high on the green or life.

Jokes are a great way to get high on life. Weed is a great way to get high on... well, weed. When the two come together, you have a surefire way to have a great time with friends. Or if you're smoking a bowl by yourself, you can chuckle to your heart's content with these weed jokes. These puns and bits are ready to be harvested, so read them to your stoner friends to show them just how funny you are. 

A lot of comedians rely on cannabis during their stand-up sets. However, even if you are stone-cold sober, you can still find the humor in these jokes about being stoned. After all, it's a pretty humorous activity. You smoke a plant, and then you want to watch The Wizard of Oz while eating Spicy Nacho Doritos for hours on end. It's a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon. 

This list has gathered together plenty of funny weed jokes. You can bookmark this page if you are certain you will want to entertain your stoner friends with these hilarious bits. Make sure to vote for the ones that made you laugh the hardest. If you're already stoned, then these jokes will likely be 10 times funnier!

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Why don't stoners get into arg... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
Why don't stoners get into arguments?

Because they take the high road.

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Why is a roach clip called a r... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

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What do you call a stoner drop... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What do you call a stoner dropping weed on the floor?

Drug abuse

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What does weed and the Carolin... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

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If two stoners are in the back... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
If two stoners are in the backseat, then who's driving?

The cop.

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Did you hear about the kid who... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
Did you hear about the kid who overdosed on weed?

Neither did I.

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What do you get when you eat m... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What do you get when you eat marijuana?

A pot belly.

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How do you know you're a true ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
How do you know you're a true stoner?

When you wash your bong more often than your dishes!

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What did the paper say to the ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What did the paper say to the weed?

Let's roll!

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What's the difference between ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What's the difference between a drunk driver and stoned driver at a stop sign?

The drunk driver runs it. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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What do you call a pothead wit... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed.

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What do you call a potato that... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What do you call a potato that smokes weed?

A baked potato.

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What do you call someone who s... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What do you call someone who says they remember Woodstock?

A liar

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What's the difference between ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What's the difference between stoners and politicians?

Politicians don't inhale. They just suck.

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How many potheads does it take... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Screw it, just use a lighter.

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What kind of car does a stoner... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What kind of car does a stoner drive?

A Blazer!

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"You know, you can go to jail for weed."

"Wait, they have weed in jail?!"

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What is April 21st known as? is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What is April 21st known as?

National Drug Test Day

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What do you call a high Pikach... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What do you call a high Pikachu?

A Tokemon!

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How do sharks get high? is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
How do sharks get high?

With reefer!

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What do you call Harrison Ford... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

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What did the stoner say before... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What did the stoner say before the cops broke up the party?

Let's blow this joint!

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Why did the stoner put Cheerio... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
Why did the stoner put Cheerios in the ground?

He thought they were bagel seeds.

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Did you hear about the stoners... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
Did you hear about the stoners who planned on robbing a medicinal marijuana shop?

First, they had to case the joint.

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What do stoners put on spaghet... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Funny Weed Jokes To Pack In Your Brain Bowl
What do stoners put on spaghetti?

Legalized marinara!