Funny Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names  

Laura Allan
297 votes 23 voters 35 items

List Rules Vote up the strangest names out there.

There are plenty of oddly named small towns in America, but some of them sound a little stranger than others. Certain cities are named after game shows, for example, and a few town titles seem highly suggestive. It's actually quite hard not to chuckle about these weird American town names.

While many monikers are funny, some towns are named after sad events involving death or battle. And for the most part, those tragic places are rarely frequented by curious tourists. If you're looking to poke a little fun at American history, though, try visiting some of these silly US towns.

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Slickpoo, ID is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Slickpoo, ID

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Intercourse, PA is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Intercourse, PA

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Climax is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Climax, GA

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Monkeys Eyebrow is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Monkeys Eyebrow, KY

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Burnt Porcupine Island, ME is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Burnt Porcupine Island, ME

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Booger Hole, WV is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Booger Hole, WV

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Toad Suck, Arkansas is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Toad Suck, AR

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Rough And Ready, CA is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Rough And Ready, CA

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Nameless, TN is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Nameless, TN

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Santa Claus, IN is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Santa Claus, IN

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Nimrod, MN is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Nimrod, MN

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Pig, KY is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Pig, KY

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Truth or Consequences is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Truth Or Consequences, NM

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Bugtussle, KY is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Bugtussle, KY

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7 3
Satans Kingdom, VT is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Satans Kingdom, VT

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Knockemstiff, OH is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Knockemstiff, OH

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Ding Dong, TX is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Ding Dong, TX

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Pee Pee, OH is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Pee Pee, OH

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Slaughter Beach, DE is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Slaughter Beach, DE

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5 1
Tightwad is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Tightwad, MO

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Waterproof is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Waterproof, LA

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Boring, OR is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Boring, OR

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5 1
Whynot, NC is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Whynot, NC

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Tightsqueeze, VA is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Tightsqueeze, VA

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Hell is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names

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Why is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names

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Beer Bottle Crossing, ID is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Beer Bottle Crossing, ID

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5 3
Mormon Bar, CA is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Mormon Bar, CA

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Nothing, AZ is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Nothing, AZ

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Woonsocket is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Woonsocket, RI

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Chicken, AK is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Chicken, AK

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Spuds is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Spuds, FL

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Jamaica, IA is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Jamaica, IA

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Hazardville, CT is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Hazardville, CT

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Little Canada, MN is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Little Canada, MN