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Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names 

Laura Allan
Updated October 13, 2018 684 votes 57 voters 1.6k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the strangest names out there.

There are plenty of oddly named small towns in America, but some of them sound a little stranger than others. Certain cities are named after game shows, for example, and a few town titles seem highly suggestive. It's actually quite hard not to chuckle about these weird American town names.

While many monikers are funny, some towns are named after sad events involving death or battle. And for the most part, those tragic places are rarely frequented by curious tourists. If you're looking to poke a little fun at American history, though, try visiting some of these silly US towns.

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Booger Hole, WV is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Booger Hole, WV
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Burnt Porcupine Island, ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Burnt Porcupine Island, ME
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Ding Dong, TX is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Ding Dong, TX
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Intercourse, PA is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Intercourse, PA
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Pee Pee, OH is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Pee Pee, OH
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Slickpoo, ID is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Slickpoo, ID
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Satans Kingdom, VT is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Satans Kingdom, VT
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Nameless, TN is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Nameless, TN
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Hell is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
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Why is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
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Monkeys Eyebrow is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Monkeys Eyebrow, KY
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Truth or Consequences is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Truth Or Consequences, NM
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Whynot, NC is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Whynot, NC
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Tightsqueeze, VA is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Tightsqueeze, VA
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Santa Claus, IN is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Santa Claus, IN
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Toad Suck, Arkansas is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Toad Suck, AR
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Climax is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Climax, GA
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Nothing, AZ is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Nothing, AZ
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Rough And Ready, CA is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Rough And Ready, CA
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Slaughter Beach, DE is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Slaughter Beach, DE
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Beer Bottle Crossing, ID... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Beer Bottle Crossing, ID
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Boring, OR is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Boring, OR
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Pig, KY is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Pig, KY
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Tightwad is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Tightwad, MO
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Nimrod, MN is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Nimrod, MN