Funny Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names  

Laura Allan
247 votes 20 voters 35 items

List Rules Vote up the strangest names out there.

There are plenty of oddly named small towns in America, but some of them sound a little stranger than others. Certain cities are named after game shows, for example, and a few town titles seem highly suggestive. It's actually quite hard not to chuckle about these weird American town names.

While many monikers are funny, some towns are named after sad events involving death or battle. And for the most part, those tragic places are rarely frequented by curious tourists. If you're looking to poke a little fun at American history, though, try visiting some of these silly US towns.

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Slickpoo, ID is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Slickpoo, ID

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Intercourse, PA is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Intercourse, PA

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Climax is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Climax, GA

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Burnt Porcupine Island, ME is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Burnt Porcupine Island, ME

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Booger Hole, WV is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Booger Hole, WV

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Monkeys Eyebrow is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Monkeys Eyebrow, KY

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Rough And Ready, CA is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Rough And Ready, CA

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Nameless, TN is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Nameless, TN

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Santa Claus, IN is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Santa Claus, IN

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Pig, KY is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Pig, KY

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Toad Suck, Arkansas is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Toad Suck, AR

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Nimrod, MN is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Nimrod, MN

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Satans Kingdom, VT is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Satans Kingdom, VT

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Truth or Consequences is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Truth Or Consequences, NM

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Slaughter Beach, DE is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Slaughter Beach, DE

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Pee Pee, OH is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Pee Pee, OH

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Waterproof is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Waterproof, LA

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Tightwad is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Tightwad, MO

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Whynot, NC is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Whynot, NC

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Boring, OR is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Boring, OR

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Bugtussle, KY is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Bugtussle, KY

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Knockemstiff, OH is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Knockemstiff, OH

The Weirdest Small Towns In The United States

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Tightsqueeze, VA is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Tightsqueeze, VA

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Hell is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names

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Ding Dong, TX is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Ding Dong, TX

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Why is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Why, AZ

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Nothing, AZ is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Nothing, AZ

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Beer Bottle Crossing, ID is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Beer Bottle Crossing, ID

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Mormon Bar, CA is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Mormon Bar, CA

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Woonsocket is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Woonsocket, RI

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Spuds is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Spuds, FL

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Chicken, AK is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Chicken, AK

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Jamaica, IA is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Jamaica, IA

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Hazardville, CT is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Hazardville, CT

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Little Canada, MN is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Small American Towns With The Weirdest Names
Little Canada, MN