The villains are a big part of what makes Aqua Teen Hunger Force so funny and psychotically unique, even among Adult Swim cartoons. From Dr. Weird to the Mooninites, these "bad guys" are so bizarre, they make more traditional animated villains look as boring as wheat bread.
Obviously, Carl is still king in this universe, but without the Plutonians or MC Pee Pants, the ATHF would have no one to face off against. You can't really call what happens between the heroes and these guys "battle," because Aqua Teen Hunger Force adventures almost always come down to a lot of annoyance and retaliatory explosions, followed by a complete lack of resolution.
So, without further ado, here are the best of the best ATHF villains. Vote up the weirdest, most inexplicable characters ever to squabble with the heroes of Aqua Something You Know Whatever.
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future is a mohawked robot with a penchant for nonsensical stories about elves from Mars, Santa Claus, and Carl eating boiled carpet for Christmas dinner as a child. He makes Carl's house pour elf blood from the walls, and tells Carl it will only stop if he has sex with a great red ape in space. Instead, Carl sells the house to Danzig, who considers the bleeding walls its best feature.407104Is this weird?
They're bros, they'll hit on literally anything, and they enjoy drunk driving in space. Yes, they're the dreaded Frat Aliens, D.P., Skeeter, and their pledge, Ass Head. Aside from the fact that they're extraterrestrials, they're pretty much typical frat boy cliches. If you're considering messing with them, be warned: D.P.'s dad owns a dealership!22941Is this weird?
Happy Time HarryPhoto: flickr / CC0
Happy Time Harry ain't so happy. Purchased as a new doll for Meatwad to replace the ones Shake ran over with a lawnmower, he sports dancing glitter shoes and a switchblade hand. He's manic depressive, and only three things make Happy Time Harry happy: booze, pills, and sleeping.35098Is this weird?
Hand Banana is not so much an enemy of the ATHF as he is an enemy of consensual sex and Carl's anus. A "dog" created from the DNA of Shake's hand, he immediately forms a telepathic bond with Carl, which he uses to foreshadow the forced rectal lovemaking that later ensues.
Carl creates his own "dog" using one of the weird hairs on the bottom of his foot, hoping it'll avenge him, but instead, the two dogs just team up against him.22948Is this weird?