29 Absolutely Ridiculous Stories of Axl Rose's Hard Partying Days With Guns N' Roses  

Erin McCann
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Axl Rose stories are the stuff of rock and roll legend. The lead singer of Guns N' Roses has led such a colorful life even his roadies got in on the action, as evidenced by Axl Rose roadie stories circling the globe. Whether he's starting random fights, walking off stage in the middle of concerts, felling winged creatures with shotguns, or showing up hours late for commitments, all the crazy Axl Rose stories you've heard are true, and completely insane. 

Guns N' Roses shot to stardom during the spandex-and-glitter nightmare carnival of hair metal, in 1987, and offered a dirty, rough, violent antidote to the empty calories of glam sleeze's nonsense confections. Like many bands of the era, they were known for hard partying, their days and nights saturated with alcohol, drugs, women, and excess.

Frontman Axl Rose, who was born William Bruce Rose on February 6, 1962 in Lafayette, Indiana, announced himself as a volatile presence as soon as GnR's worldwide dominance began; a new bizarre Axl Rose scandal seemed to emerge every week. The volatility of the band as a whole, and its individual members, added to the excitement of their music and shows. The self-destructive energy Axl channeled into his music led him to the top, and kept him from staying there.

The Axl Rose weird stories on this list demonstrate his unpredictable mood swings; several tales of Axl Rose fights pit him against other celebrities. Even true fans may be surprised at these crazy stories about one very wild rock star.

He Was Late To A Concert Because Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Among the many things Axl Rose is known for is tardiness. He likes showing up late, sometimes hours so. A DJ from Tampa, Florida, witnessed this punctuality problem firsthand in 1991, while working as an assistant to a venue owner. As the witness tells it: 

When the owner asked why Axl was being late for the thousandth time, he said: "Axl’s management said he was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, and that Axl’s attention was 100% on the movie and couldn't be bothered."

Here's a video of Vanilla Ice performing in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II, if you need a refresher on that cinematic masterpiece. 

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At Age 44, He Bit A Security Guard In The Leg
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Even at 44, Axl was up to his classic, wild man antics. While on tour in Sweden in 2006, Rose was arrested for allegedly biting a security guard in the leg. The guard was trying to break up an argument between Rose and a woman in a hotel lobby and somehow managed to get attacked by the rock star.

When police arrived, Rose was drunk, aggressive, and had to be restrained. He was left in a cell overnight, since he was too intoxicated to be properly questioned. After admitting to the charges, Rose was given a fine of $5,500, and had to pay $1,360 to the security guard.

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He Held Up 80,000 Fans Because He Had A Craving For Chili And Cheese
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Axl frequently delayed the start of GnR shows with a ridiculous excuses, so when he made a special order food request minutes before he was supposed to go on stage before a crowd of 80,000 in Buenos Aires in July 1993, his assistant, Craig Duswalt, panicked, but wasn't surprised. The rest of the band was already at the venue. Rose was at his hotel, craving chili and cheese, which wasn't on the room service menu.

Duswalt knew the show would never go on if Rose didn't get what he wanted, so he explained, as best he could, to the hotel kitchen staff exactly what Axl wanted. An hour later, a platter was delivered to the room containing a chunk of cheese with a few chili peppers. Duswalt smashed the dish against the wall to distract Rose, and blamed the hotel for screwing up the order. Rose forgot his craving, and the show went on.

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He Incited A Legendary Riot By Attacking A Fan Then Walking Off Stage
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On July 2, 1991, Guns N' Roses performed at the Riverport Amphitheater near St. Louis. In the middle of "Rocket Queen," Axl spotted someone in the audience taking pictures and demanded security personnel take the camera. When his request was denied, Axl leapt, mid-song, into the audience, grabbed the camera, and attacked the photograph-taking fan and various members of the security team.

Climbing back on stage, he yelled, "Well, thanks to the lame-ass security, I'm going home!", threw down the mic, and stormed off. The rest of the band followed him, and thousands of fans stormed the stage, destroyed the band's equipment, and tore down fences and video screens.

Rose was charged with inciting a riot, but authorities weren't able to arrest him until almost a year later. In gratitude, GnR added "F*ck you St. Louis!" in the "Thank You" section of Use Your Illusion II's artwork.

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