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People Reveal Their Weird And Shameful Bathroom Habits

Updated November 15, 2017 2.6k votes 359 voters 30.7k views27 items

List RulesVote up the most ~ interesting ~ things people have admitted to getting up to in the bathroom.

People are sharing their weird bathroom habits on reddit and it is fascinating. Given the fact that most of us learn everything we know about bathroom etiquette when we are three to five years old, it isn't surprising that adults have all sorts of weird pooping habits and showering customs that they just sort of... do, without question. The restroom is obviously a very private place, so we don't often get to experience or even know about the funny things people do in bathrooms. (Unless you have a live-in boyfriend who goes with the door open and does things like comment on his poop color... in which case you deserve an award and maybe you should run the other way.) 

You probably know that bathrooms in other countries are different, but you may be surprised at how foreign the interior bathroom landscape is here in your own country. People are getting completely naked to go number two, some guy is eating corndogs in the shower, a girl is imagining the Queen of England every time she sits on the toilet. There are power stances and topless dances and people who count to 30 every time they wipe. It's wild. 

So take a look at this list of strange bathroom habits and leave a comment with the weird things you do when you're on the toilet by yourself.

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    Always Check For Bodies

    From anonymous:

    "I always check behind the shower curtain, even in my own home. I don't know what I expect to find."

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    You Know, Just In Case

    From DezeyGaming:

    "Even though I finished wiping I always wipe one extra time... You know, just in case."
     

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  • 7

    Everyone Should Learn "The Soap Treatment"

    From _vargas_:

    I never thought this was weird until I told my friends: when I sh*t at someone else's house besides my own, I do something called "The Soap Treatment." The last thing I want to do is stink up the bathroom of a place where I'm a guest. So what I do when I have to sh*t at party or something is run hot water over some soap in the sink for a couple minutes. Bar soap works best but liquid is fine, too. It completely overpowers the scent of poop. Seriously.

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  • 8

    Lots Of Guys Sit To Pee

    From BenjiBenjiB:

    "I'm a guy and always sit down to pee, it's just more comfortable and convenient. I know there must be others like me out there."

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