As long as humans have been having children, they've been taking steps to prevent having children. Long before mass-production of condoms and scientific research propelled us towards more effective permanent methods of birth control, ancient cultures were using whatever they had available to prevent pregnancy. And we're willing to bet that some types of birth control on this list will come as a surprise to you.
Some of these birth control methods actually worked, due to scientific concepts that wouldn't have been well-understood at the time. Others were truly horrific, causing injury or death if not used correctly. Everything from crocodile poop and sheep guts to drinking lead and shoving various items up where items shouldn't get shoved was tried by Egyptians, Greeks, Romans and the people of Asia back in the day. Even now, ancient compounds and herbs are used by alternative medicine practitioners, with little scientific research to support their efficacy.Here are some of the strangest, grossest and dumbest birth control methods from Ancient Mesopatamia until now. Vote up the methods you think are the most outrageous! And please, take these methods with a grain of salt and don't try them at home!
LemonsPhoto: Michael Paul / Getty ImagesSliced lemons were also used as birth control well into the 1700s, with the thought that the acid of the lemon would kill sperm. The legendary lover Casanova himself is thought to have fashioned the first cervical cap out of a lemon, no doubt left over from a cocktail he made for some lady. It might have actually worked, but the acidity it also could wreak havoc with the female reproductive system.Is this weird?
Gold DiaphragmVarious contraceptive devices have been made of gold and silver, including another supposedly invented by Casanova, consisting of a small alkaline soaked gold ball inserted…well, you know where. It probably didn’t work, but might have caused a hell of an infection.Is this weird?
CottonWomen in ancient times were advised to grind dates, acacia tree bark and honey into a paste, apply it to seed wool, and insert the seed wool vaginally. The acacia in the cotton would ferment into lactic acid, which is an effective spermicide. Thousands of years later, American slave women would chew the bark of cotton root to prevent pregnancy, as it contains compounds that interfere with progesterone production, leaving a pregnancy unable to continue.Is this weird?
A PotatoPhoto: Gentl and Hyers / Getty ImagesA 22-year-old woman in Colombia was hospitalized after the potato she was using as contraception began growing roots two weeks after she began using it. Apparently the woman had been told by her mother that such a method would work, reportedly because the mother was too afraid to actually talk to her daughter about sex.Is this weird?