As long as humans have been having children, they've been taking steps to prevent having children. Long before mass-production of condoms and scientific research propelled us towards more effective permanent methods of birth control, ancient cultures were using whatever they had available to prevent pregnancy. And we're willing to bet that some types of birth control on this list will come as a surprise to you.
Some of these birth control methods actually worked, due to scientific concepts that wouldn't have been well-understood at the time. Others were truly horrific, causing injury or death if not used correctly. Everything from crocodile poop and sheep guts to drinking lead and shoving various items up where items shouldn't get shoved was tried by Egyptians, Greeks, Romans and the people of Asia back in the day. Even now, ancient compounds and herbs are used by alternative medicine practitioners, with little scientific research to support their efficacy.Here are some of the strangest, grossest and dumbest birth control methods from Ancient Mesopatamia until now. Vote up the methods you think are the most outrageous! And please, take these methods with a grain of salt and don't try them at home!
LemonsPhoto: Michael Paul / Getty ImagesSliced lemons were also used as birth control well into the 1700s, with the thought that the acid of the lemon would kill sperm. The legendary lover Casanova himself is thought to have fashioned the first cervical cap out of a lemon, no doubt left over from a cocktail he made for some lady. It might have actually worked, but the acidity it also could wreak havoc with the female reproductive system.767261Is this weird?
- Photo: Artur Widak/NurPhoto / Getty ImagesOne of the crazier more modern contraceptive methods involves using Coca-Cola as a spermicide. While it sounds ridiculous, it was used by many women in the '50s and '60s who were prevented either by law or domineering husbands from obtaining more reliable birth control methods. A later experiment showed that Diet Coke did have a spermicidal effect, but other Coke flavors didn’t work well – and all had to be used almost right away.653250Is this weird?
- Aristotle himself mentions using olive oil as a birth control method, writing in his book "Historia Animalium" that pregnancy could be prevented “by anointing the part of the womb on which the seed falls with oil of cedar, or with ointment of lead or frankincense, co-mingled with olive oil.” This probably was ineffective, as well as messy and dangerous.435164Is this weird?
Gold DiaphragmVarious contraceptive devices have been made of gold and silver, including another supposedly invented by Casanova, consisting of a small alkaline soaked gold ball inserted…well, you know where. It probably didn’t work, but might have caused a hell of an infection.281114Is this weird?