15 People Reveal The Dumbest Reasons They've Been Broken Up With To Prepare You For The Worst

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Dumpees: vote up the worst reasons to break up with someone.

Breakups are hard. They're even harder when the reason for the breakup is dumb. If you'd like to prepare yourself for all the weird reasons to breakup, then check out these breakup stories.

  • 1
    13 VOTES

    They Used 'Big Words'

    From a Redditor:

    I used big words. The word was "antics"

    13 votes
  • 2
    9 VOTES

    Their Girlfriend Wanted To See If They'd Fight To 'Keep Her'

    From Redditor u/ThatScottGuy:

    I had a GF dump me "to see how hard I would fight to keep her". She didn't like the answer, I was planning on breaking up with her anyway.

    9 votes
  • 3
    6 VOTES

    Their Girlfriend Didn't 'Identify' With Their New Job

    From Redditor u/ParamedicStrict467:

    The reason she gave me was that she can't identify with what my new job will be about (I started my career in IT at the time). Turns out she was just cheating on me with someone she met the weekend before and wanted to be with him. Good riddance.

    6 votes
  • 4
    29 VOTES

    Their Star Charts Were Incompatible

    From Redditor u/Smilechurch:

    Our astrological signs and star charts were apparently incompatible. After two lovely months together. She actually cried telling me this reason. I called bullsh*t, paid the meal tab, and walked away forever.

    29 votes
  • 5
    25 VOTES

    They Were 'Too Lovely'

    From Redditor u/Vegetable-Ad-647:

    I got broken up because I was 'too lovely' and that made him feel bad about himself. 

    25 votes
  • 6
    20 VOTES

    They Were 'Annoying' But They Also Gave Their Girlfriend Too Much Space

    From Redditor u/CliplessWingtips:

    She told me I was annoying. I left to give her space. She got mad that I gave her space and not enough attention. She drove across Houston drunk to spend the night with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend. She broke up with me because I ruined everything. Classy.

    20 votes