The 29 Funniest Car Names Ever Coined

A list of car names that are funny, confusing, ridiculous, or downright inexplicable. In choosing names for cars, auto manufacturers can cleverly emphasize just what's cool about those cars, helping make them famous all over the world. Or they can create car names that accidentally make their autos infamous.

A lot of manufacturers these days have taken to the traditionally German and Japanese practice of throwing numbers and letters into a blender and slapping them on the fender; CTS-V, ATS, RX7, SLS, 335i, and QX50, for example. It's a cute trick, especially if you want to get around the embarrassment that inevitably comes with with errors in translation.

Most of the weirdest car names in the world came about for exactly that reason. Some of them are pure word salad, some are funny combinations of trim and option packages, and others just sound silly. But the best and funniest come from Asian and European exports whose names probably seemed like a great idea at one time, in one place, and among one particular group of people. Culture clash is always good for a laugh, at least until it becomes culture crash. Then, it's head-on right into the concrete wall of weirdness and infamy. Here's looking at you, Chevrolet Doesn't-Go.

What's in a name? Everything, especially if you miss the mark completely. That's exactly what happened to all the cars on this list. Vote for the funniest names ever applied to cars below!

  • 1
    492 VOTES

    Volugrafo Bimbo

    Volugrafo Bimbo
    Photo: flickr / CC0
    Probably the most aggressively cute thing ever to leap from Saturday morning cartoons and into the bombed-out driveways of post-war Italian car buyers. It might look like a full-sized toy car, but manufacturer Volugrafo thought their Bimbo would get Italians moving again. They were wrong. But this car did make history for being the only cute, red-headed bimbo on Earth that couldn't get Italian men moving. 
    492 votes
  • 2
    431 VOTES
    Honda Life Dunk
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    Meet the Life Dunk. The Life name itself isn't too weird; at least Honda had the sense to name their compact kei car after a good Eddie Murphy movie, even one about prison. Honda applies the Dunk badge to turbocharged models, which somehow makes even less sense than Nissan calling their turbo cars Joypops.
    431 votes
  • 3
    440 VOTES

    Suzuki Every/Scrum Joypop Turbo

    Suzuki Every/Scrum Joypop Turbo
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    Compact, lightweight, mid-engine, turbocharged four-wheel-drive. Sounds like a recipe for a fantastic rally car, doesn't it? It probably would be, if the vehicle in question hadn't been the Every compact (kei) minivan. The standard model didn't come with a turbo, but for a few yen more buyers got both a blower and a Joypop badge on the fender. While the Every Joypop name is amusing, you have to wonder if Suzuki was scraping the bottom of the barrel when they later renamed this minivan the Scrum. 
    440 votes
  • 4
    435 VOTES

    Mazda Carol Me Lady

    Mazda Carol Me Lady
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    Maybe Mazda meant to call their special edition Carol hatchback "M'Lady." That would almost make sense. But this one - yeesh. Apart from winning a Tony for resembling a ballad from The Sound of Music, the Carol Me Lady goes home with additional honors for being the only car of all time whose name forms a complete sentence. Fact.  
    435 votes
  • 5
    451 VOTES

    Mazda Titan Dump and Light Dump

    Mazda Titan Dump and Light Dump
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    Looking for a tough, versatile cargo carrier to haul your lumber, flooring, or plumbing fixtures? Come on down to Mazda, assess your load, and take your pick of the Titan Dump or Light Dump.
    451 votes
  • 6
    400 VOTES

    Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard MU

    Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard MU
    Photo: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY
    Sold in different markets as the Honda Jazz and Isuzu Rodeo, this iconic little SUV is known as the MU in Japan. When asked why they apparently consulted dairy bovine to name their SUV, Isuzu said the title was an acronym that stood for "Mysterious Utility." Isuzu called it the MU Wizard for a while, before dropping the MU and leaving Wizard. But, during that period of time, it was the Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard Rodeo Moo-Cow. All right, it wasn't. But there is a distinct possibility that the MU (read as "Moo") really did inspire the Rodeo moniker. 
    400 votes