Let this list of incredibly strange Christmas stock photos give you a moment to take stock of society as a whole. What does it say about us, as a people, that these pictures were created in our image? What could possibly be the purpose of a photo of a naked dude in a Santa hat pinching his nipples? The stock photo industry is crazy, man. But we're into it. This gallery of funny stock photos and funny Christmas photos will make you see Christmas from an entirely new perspective. You know, the nipple-pinching, candy cane hair and monkey shines side of Christmas. Your nightmare before Christmas starts. . . now.