Fails 25 Insanely Funny Dollar Store Toys No Kid Would Actually Want  

Nathan Davidson
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List Rules Vote up the toys that got voted off of Survivor: The Island of Misfit Toys.

Dollar stores everywhere want you to get the full value of your dollar, and their knockoff toys value in at around "completely useless." In their attempt to maximize your singles, the dollar store minimizes their own efforts, creating toy fails that would induce a heart attack in Santa. As weird as the dollar store can be, it never aims to make you feel bad about yourself, but it does stock certain toys that suggest you might be unloved by your parents. "Pity" rather than "play" comes to mind upon viewing many of the terrible toys on display below. They definitely rank among the weird toys nobody wants, yet you know some poor unfortunate child will find them underneath their Christmas tree this year. 

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Evolution Works Fast

Evolution Works Fast is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 25 Insanely Funny Dollar Store Toys No Kid Would Actually Want
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The Devil Wears Nada

The Devil Wears Nada is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 25 Insanely Funny Dollar Store Toys No Kid Would Actually Want
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Skipping What Now?

Skipping What Now? is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 25 Insanely Funny Dollar Store Toys No Kid Would Actually Want
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There's Something About This Mary

There's Something About Th... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 25 Insanely Funny Dollar Store Toys No Kid Would Actually Want
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