There’s weird, and then there’s Florida weird, as in the craziest, most WTF things that happened in Florida this year. Reading the Florida news section is like opening a can of hilarious worms. This list contains the strangest, most insane moments from Florida in 2014. How many “Florida Men” are there in this state anyway? And why are so many of them exposing themselves or are inexplicably covered in tar? “Florida Man,” “Florida Woman,” “Florida Teen,” and even “Florida Manatee Who’s Exhausted By Sex” all struck in 2014.Hilarious police reports from Florida surround men and women who plan the crappiest robberies of all time. In fact, one of the guys on this list couldn’t even stay awake while burglarizing. Another weird Florida criminal got distracted by kittens when running from the cops, while another man fleeing authority literally ran into the police academy. Enjoy these crazy news pieces out of the Sunshine State that won’t just make you question the state of Florida, but also the state of humanity itself.
Sexual Predator Wins $3 Mil Lottery
Ninja Robs Store of $300 (Worth of Sex Toys)
Source: Ocala Star Banner
Special Needs Bus Driver Honks for Hookers
The only person with special needs in this story is the Sarasota County Area Transit driver. This on-duty school bus driver tried to make a quick stop in Florida, which involved him requesting a $20 sex act with a hooker. Only it wasn't a prostitute, it was an undercover officer.Source: NY Daily News
Dude Falls Asleep While Robbing
A guy in Florida woke up on someone else's bed surrounded by deputies as well as a bag of jewelry he almost got away with stealing. That is, if he had stayed awake to walk out the door. Who can blame the police for sharing this photo on Facebook? Profile pic worthy.Source: Complex