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It's no wonder the strangest headlines come from Florida. Every year, "America's wang" tops the news with another ridiculous story that makes other Americans question, "Should Florida still be part of the US?" If it weren't for Disney World's Epcot and the Harry Potter theme park, the US might have kept the "Sunshine State" a secret. After reading this list of weird things that happened in Florida in 2017, you will totally understand why.

In addition to topping crime charts ranked by state, Florida consistently provides the most bizarre yet hilarious news. Maybe they put something in the water down at the Everglades because these strange events are definitely caused by abnormal people. Crazy and funny are just understatements for these WTF things that happened in Florida this year.

Here are the most unbelievable and weirdest things that happened in Florida in 2017. If you want to see more of this state's strangeness, this is a collection of Florida mugshots that will show you why "America's wang" is a fitting nickname. 

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Horseback Rider Receives A DUI

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Photo:  Polk County Sheriff's Office via Fox 13

On November 2, 53-year-old Donna Byrne was arrested while riding her horse down a road in Lakeland. Someone had called the authorities, saying she looked like she was confused. Arriving officers gave Byrne a breathalyzer, and she was found to be drunk. Bryne was charged with a DUI and animal neglect.

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Opossum Breaks Into A Liquor Store And Gets Drunk

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Photo:  Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge/Facebook

On November 24, an opossum broke into a liquor store in Fort Walton Beach, FL. The owner described the scene that greeted him when he came inside:

"She came in from the outside and was up in the rafters, and when she came through she knocked a bottle of liquor off the shelf... When she got down on the floor she drank the whole damn bottle."

The animal's drink of choice? A 750ml bottle of Courvoisier cognac. The opossum was captured by a police officer, who took her to Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge. She was given plenty of fluids and released back into the wild a few days later.

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Man Fails To Electrocute His Pregnant Wife With A Rigged Door

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Photo:  Flagler County Sheriff Department

Palm Coast resident Michael Wilson was arrested in late December after he attempted to electrocute his estranged pregnant wife. He had attached electrical devices to the door of their house; if the woman had put a key in the lock and grabbed the handle, she could have died from the resulting shock.

However, her stepfather became suspicious after the woman told him Wilson had warned her not to let a child touch the door. He examined the house, and noticed the word "Hi" and two eyes drawn in lipstick on the back entrance. The stepfather called the police, who discovered the rigging.

Wilson was charged with two counts of attempted aggravated battery on a pregnant person and one count of grand theft of a firearm.

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Miami Lawyer's Pants Caught On Fire While Defending A Client Accused Of Arson

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Photo: Law Doctor/via NBC News

Stephen Gutierrez was in a Miami-Dade courtroom defending his client - accused of arson - when all of a sudden he started feeling the heat.

No, literally, he felt heat. That's because the electronic cigarette batteries in his back pocket suddenly ignited, setting his pants ablaze. While some accused Gutierrez of staging the situation - and even more joked about how all lawyers are "liars, liars, pants on fire" - he said he sincerely didn't know electronic cigarette batteries could combust. 

Luckily Gutierrez was able to rush to a bathroom, throw the batteries in the sink, and return to court - just with one less pant's pocket. 

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