People Describe Things Their Friends And Family Thought Were Perfectly Normal - But Aren't

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Vote up the most ridiculous things you can't believe people thought were normal.

People learn strange things about their friends, family members, and coworkers all the time. And oftentimes, loved lones and associates think their strange behaviors are normal. In fact, they may not learn pooping in the shower is generally taboo until someone lets them know. 

Redditors, of course, have multiple stories about these abnormal habits. They could hardly make these things up.

  • 1
    2,306 VOTES

    He Pooped In The Shower 

    From Redditor /u/VictorBlimpmuscle:

    There was this guy I went to college with - when he was in the shower, if the urge hit him, he would just take a [poo] in the shower instead of getting out to use the toilet. He did this the whole time he was a kid apparently, and it wasn’t til he got to college and had to share bathroom facilities that he found out other people showering in adjacent stalls weren’t cool with smelling [feces] as he waffle-stomped a log down the drain.

    2,306 votes
  • 2
    1,953 VOTES

    He Didn't Realize The Sun And Moon Were Totally Different Celestial Bodies

    From Redditor /u/nevar021:

    My sister’s ex husband thought the moon was the sun but in “night mode” so it’s more dim.

    The man was 43 years old.

    1,953 votes
  • 3
    1,837 VOTES

    He Washed Clothes On Every Cycle 

    From Redditor /u/sooner_or_later:

    My roommate in college thought you washed clothes on every single cycle on the washing machine. Our machine had a delicate cycle, a cotton cycle, a solo rinse cycle, a permanent press cycle, etc.

    He always complained about the washer taking forever...its because he was washing his clothes 4-5 times every time he did laundry.

    1,837 votes
  • 4
    1,683 VOTES

    He Thought Enemas Helped The Common Cold

    From Redditor /u/Dammit_MoonMoon:

    In college, a bunch of friends and I were sitting around talking about things we did as a kid. One of the guys in the group said, "Didn't you hate when you got a cold and your mom would give you an enema?" He soon found out that he was the only one.

    1,683 votes
  • 5
    1,595 VOTES

    He Never Washed His Cutting Board

    From Redditor /u/isleeponcouches:

    A little late here, but my ex didn’t think you needed to wash cutting boards. I was doing his dishes and started to wash it and he got upset.

    1,595 votes
  • 6
    1,655 VOTES

    He Thought Everyone Could Projectile Vomit On Command

    From Redditor /u/zombiesingularity:

    I helped my older cousin move into a new house as a teenager, we worked non-stop for over 12 hours. I was so f*cking exhausted that at one point I vomited in his front yard.

    The next day he acted like I was faking being tired, to which I responded, "How the hell do you fake vomit?" He goes, "Easy," and proceeds to instantly projectile vomit at will! I just looked on in horror and bewilderment. He acted like it was perfectly normal and assumed everyone could do it, he got offended when I told him it was bizarre as hell.

    1,655 votes