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The Most Outlandish Things Drug Lords Have Done With Their Money 

Justin Andress
Updated January 28, 2020 40.3k views 11 items

What would you do if you went from the lowest rung of poverty to unbelievable heights of wealth in the blink of an eye? For some of the world’s most fearsome drug lords, the question was answered with lavish and bizarre shopping sprees. In the past several decades, drug lords from Pablo Escobar to El Chapo have proudly displayed their unique possessions. 

While incredibly dangerous, not to mention illegal, the drug trade paid big. From exotic animals to an entire country, drug lord possessions definitely displayed the wealth and prowess of their owners. 

Here are some of the most outlandish and ostentatious things narcos bought before they got caught. 

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Before he was indicted on drug trafficking charges in 1988, Manuel Noriega was a lot of things: Dictator, CIA collaborator, and most of all, drug runner. 

With the power and proceeds he gained from his business relationships channeling guns to US-backed insurgents, Noriega took over the country of Panama.

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During his time as a successful drug lord, Pablo Escobar used a portion of his funds to surround himself with exotic animals of all stripes, colors, and sizes. Among the menagerie he collected was a small herd of hippos. When Escobar died in a gun battle in 1993, his menagerie was confiscated and dispersed to zoos across the world, except for the hippos.

They were left behind to make their own way. As it turns out, Colombia is a perfect climate for hippos and they’ve been breeding regularly. At least 12 have escaped and continue to thrive in the Colombian wilds.

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Amado Carrillo Fuentes gained the nickname "El Senor de Los Cielos," or The Lord of The Skies, because he owned so many planes. The Mexican drug cartel used his fleet to transport drugs around the world.

Before his death in 1997, he was considered one of the wealthiest criminals in the world, with his net-worth valued at $25 billion. 

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When headlines across the world rang with the brutal stories of Pablo Escobar and "El Chapo," there was one name who managed to escape prosecution, Ismael 'El Mayo' Zambada. Zambada has been on the DEA's radar since 1978, though he has not once been arrested. 

Zambada has assured his freedom by spending heavily to bribe politicians and the police, but he's also managed to stay free by investing in a series of unsuspecting money laundering fronts. He owns a dairy, a kindergarten, and an aquatic park among a diverse variety of fronts.