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Weird Laws in Georgia 

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Updated June 21, 2019 2.1k votes 464 voters 13k views

List of strange state laws on the books in Georgia. These rules and regulations were passed by the Georgia state legislature, or in an individual in Georgia city, and for one reason or another, were never overturned, remaining active on the books until this day. Almost every city and state has some outdated, old-fashioned or even nonsensical laws on the books, and they can come about for a variety of reasons. Most frequently, the laws appeared in the books following a court ruling on a specific case, that then set a common law precedent from that point on.

Strange or unnecessary laws have become a popular source for humor, online and more generally in popular culture. TV shows like "The Simpsons" have had a lot of fun with the notion of small towns having peculiar regulations on the books. (In one episode, Mayor Quimby is surprised to find out the town charter mandates that all ducks wear long pants.)

Often, "dumb laws" as reported on websites and in humor books have been shown to be inaccurate. This sometimes happens because a real, sensible law has been exaggerated or misunderstood, turning into something that sounds silly or ridiculous. Other times, it is simply the result of a hoax being repeated enough times to gain some kind of credibility. If you think any of the laws on this page are not accurate or do not remain active in Georgia, let me know in the comments below.
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Donkey in bathtubs is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Donkey in bathtubs
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
2
Picnics is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Picnics
Picnics are prohibited in graveyards. (Columbus)
3
Teasing an idiot is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Teasing an idiot
No one may tease an idiot. (Columbus)
4
Ice cream cone is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Ice cream cone
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
5
Profanity is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Profanity
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
6
Eating chicken is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Eating chicken
Chicken must be eaten with the hands. (Gainesville)
7
Sex toys is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Sex toys
All sex toys are banned.
8
Sadomasochistic abuse is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Sadomasochistic abuse
The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
9
Swimming in a pond is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Swimming in a pond
To swim in any pond in the city, one must wear a ‘suitable bathing suit’. (Columbus)
10
Illegal selling of beers... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Illegal selling of beers
It is illegal to sell two beers are once for a single price. For example, a bar can’t run a 2 Bud Lights for $5 special. (Athens-Clarke County)
11
Reading your favorite bo... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Reading your favorite book
If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM. (Athens-Clarke County)
12
Oh Boy is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Oh Boy
It is illegal to say “Oh, Boy. (Jones Boro)
13
Model airplanes is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Model airplanes
Model airplanes may be flown so long as they stay on either private property or city property adjacent to the county morgue. (Columbus)
14
Wearing hoods is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Wearing hoods
Persons may not wear hoods in public. (Dublin)
15
Massage businesses is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Massage businesses
Massage businesses may not sell alcohol on the side. (Athens-Clarke County)
16
Adult bookstores is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Adult bookstores
Adult bookstores may not sell alcohol. (Athens-Clarke County)
17
Person buried is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Person buried
No person may be buried under a sidewalk of a cemetery. (Columbus)
18
Living on a boat is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Living on a boat
You cannot live on a boat for more than 30 days during the calendar year, even if just passing through the state.
19
Carving your initials is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Carving your initials
It is illegal to carve your initials on a tree, even if it is on your own property. (Columbus)
20
Indians is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Indians
All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall. (Columbus)
21
Barber shops is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Barber shops
Barber shops may not open on Sundays. (Columbus)
22
Don't Know is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Don't Know
All citizens must own a rake. (Acworth)
23
Selling corn flakes is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Selling corn flakes
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. (Columbus)
24
Playing Pinball is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Playing Pinball
Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM. (Athens-Clarke County)
25
Spitting is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Weird Laws in Georgia
Spitting