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VOTE Weird Laws in Kentucky  

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List of strange state laws on the books in Kentucky. These rules and regulations were passed by the Kentucky state legislature, or in an individual Kentucky city, and for one reason or another, were never overturned, remaining active on the books until this day. Almost every city and state has some outdated, old-fashioned or even nonsensical laws on the books, and they can come about for a variety of reasons. Most frequently, the laws appeared in the books following a court ruling on a specific case, that then set a common law precedent from that point on.

Strange or unnecessary laws have become a popular source for humor, online and more generally in popular culture. TV shows like "The Simpsons" have had a lot of fun with the notion of small towns having peculiar regulations on the books. (In one episode, Mayor Quimby is surprised to find out the town charter mandates that all ducks wear long pants.)

Often, "dumb laws" as reported on websites and in humor books have been shown to be inaccurate. This sometimes happens because a real, sensible law has been exaggerated or misunderstood, turning into something that sounds silly or ridiculous. Other times, it is simply the result of a hoax being repeated enough times to gain some kind of credibility. If you think any of the laws on this page are not accurate or do not remain active in Kentucky, let me know in the comments below.
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Taking a shower is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Taking a shower Every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.

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194 107
Horses is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Horses Horses are not allowed out on the streets and highways at night unless the animal has a "bright" red taillight securely attached to its rump. (Berea)

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201 123
Dogs is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Dogs Dogs may not molest cars. (Forth Thomas)

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172 102
Cats is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Cats Cats may not molest cars. (Fort Thomas)

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146 86
Dying a duckling is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Dying a duckling One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

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125 75
Slops and soapsuds is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Slops and soapsuds It's illegal to throw slops or soapsuds in the street.

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164 118
Carrying an ice cream cone is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Carrying an ice cream cone It's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket. (Lexington)

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114 90
Three intelligent housekeepers is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Three intelligent housekeepers Each year, the mayor must appoint "three intelligent housekeepers" to the Board of Tax Supervisors. (Danville)

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129 105
Nude people is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Nude people All nude people in your house must be registered.

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93 71
Bees entering Kentucky is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Bees entering Kentucky All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. (Owensboro)

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85 71
Throwing eggs is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Throwing eggs Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison. (Repealed, 1975)

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65 67
Ordinary bathing garb is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Ordinary bathing garb Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars.

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101 109
Bow and arrow is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Bow and arrow It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

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99 113
Anal sex is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Anal sex One may not receive anal sex. (Owensboro)

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60 68
Trading horses is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Trading horses You can't legally trade horses after dark. (Franklin)

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66 80
Sending gifts is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Sending gifts A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.

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51 65
Handling reptiles is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Handling reptiles Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection with any religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100).

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49 68
Billiards or pool is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Billiards or pool No person owning or controlling a billiard or pool table shall permit, for compensation or reward, any minor under eighteen (18) years of age to play any game on the table.

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90 126
Woman may not buy a hat is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Woman may not buy a hat A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission. (Owensboro)

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39 72
Small, medium and large is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Weird Laws in Kentucky
Small, medium and large The superintendent of sanitation "shall determine whether a person is small, medium or large." (Murray)