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Weird Laws in Virginia 

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Updated June 8, 2017 5.2k votes 1k voters 44.1k views 25 items

List of strange state laws on the books in Virginia. These rules and regulations were passed by the Virginia state legislature, or in an individual Virginia city, and for one reason or another, were never overturned, remaining active on the books until this day. Almost every city and state has some outdated, old-fashioned or even nonsensical laws on the books, and they can come about for a variety of reasons. Most frequently, the laws appeared in the books following a court ruling on a specific case, that then set a common law precedent from that point on.

Strange or unnecessary laws have become a popular source for humor, online and more generally in popular culture. TV shows like "The Simpsons" have had a lot of fun with the notion of small towns having peculiar regulations on the books. (In one episode, Mayor Quimby is surprised to find out the town charter mandates that all ducks wear long pants.)

Often, "dumb laws" as reported on websites and in humor books have been shown to be inaccurate. This sometimes happens because a real, sensible law has been exaggerated or misunderstood, turning into something that sounds silly or ridiculous. Other times, it is simply the result of a hoax being repeated enough times to gain some kind of credibility. If you think any of the laws on this page are not accurate or do not remain active in Virginia, let me know in the comments below.
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Spitting on a sea gull ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Spitting on a sea gull
Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated. (Norfolk)
2
Corrupt practices of Bri... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Corrupt practices of Bribery
There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
3
Drunk and driving is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Drunk and driving
If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI’s. (Virginia Beach)
4
Animal hunting is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Animal hunting
No animal may be hunted on Sundays with the exception of racoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
5
Skunk as a pet is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Skunk as a pet
No person may keep a skunk as a pet. (Prince William County)
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Tickling a woman is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Tickling a woman
It is illegal to tickle women.
7
Sex with the lights on ... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Sex with the lights on
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
8
Legal to beat wife is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Legal to beat wife
It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm. (Stafford County)
9
Patting a woman’s derrie... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Patting a woman’s derriere
A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman’s derriere. (Norfolk)
10
Washing a mule is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Washing a mule
No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk. (Culpeper)
11
Radar detectors is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Radar detectors
Police radar detectors are illegal.
12
Pool is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Pool
Any person who owns a pool risks a $2500 fine for not closing the gate to the pool when they get done swimming in it. (Frederick)
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Engaging in business is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Engaging in business
You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.
14
Riding on the handlebars... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Riding on the handlebars
It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike. (Virginia Beach)
15
Cuss about another is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Cuss about another
It is illegal to cuss about another. (Prince William County)
16
Flipping a coin is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Flipping a coin
It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee. (Richmond)
17
Special license is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Special license
A special license is required for persons wishing to sell such items as tableware and coins. (Frederick)
18
Woman driving a car is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Woman driving a car
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag. (Waynesboro)
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Driving by the same plac... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Driving by the same place
It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue. (Virginia Beach)
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Oral and anal sex is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Oral and anal sex
You may not have oral or anal sex.
21
Honk the horn is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Honk the horn
Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
22
Corset is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Corset
Women must wear a corset after sundown and be in the company of male chaperon. (Norfolk)
23
Sexual relationship for ... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Sexual relationship for singles
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
24
Trick-or-treats is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Trick-or-treats
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
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Person of color is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Weird Laws in Virginia
Person of color
A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm. (Dayton)