You probably have an opinion on Miley Cyrus. Most people do. They either love her, hate her, thinks she’s trying too hard, or whatever... but everyone thinks she’s weird. From creating shrines to her dead pets, to staging naked concerts with the Flaming Lips, Miley Cyrus stories always leave the reader feeling live they’ve just read news from another dimension.
Most people probably can’t even name one of Cyrus’s songs, but they definitely know a few Miley Cyrus facts. Honestly, most of these facts probably involve her wearing thong onesies and smoking weed. But if you’re one of the few people who knows zero Miley Cyrus information, you’re in for a treat with this list of weird Miley Cyrus stories.
Miley Cyrus stories tend to orbit around a few of the same things: getting high, showing off weird tattoos, being naked, and hanging out with weird old dudes like Terry Richardson and the Flaming Lips. Still, they’re all so entertaining that people don’t mind hearing variations on the usual themes. Facts about Miley Cyrus are basically the Star Wars films of celebrity news: people love them even if they’re all the same.After you read these Miley Cyrus stories, you’ll have to answer the question: is Miley Cyrus weird? Or has she just been pretending to be weird for so long that she doesn’t even know who she is anymore? Vote on which Miley Cyrus story is the weirdest, and then leave us a comment telling us how you party in the U.S.A.
Her Nude Concert with Wayne CoynePhoto: Wikimedia Commons / CC-BYIn 2015, Miley Cyrus announced that she was planning a fully naked concert with The Flaming Lips as her backing band. Also, the entire audience will be naked and covered in a "milk like substance."Is this weird?
She Showed Off Her Sex Toy on TwitterPhoto: flickr / CC0
In 2014, when Cyrus became worried that people had stopped thinking about her for a week, she started tweeting out pictures of a sex toy that's the size and shape of a human hand. Thanks for that visual Cyrus.Is this weird?
She Posted an Instagram of Herself CuttingPhoto: Metaweb / GNU Free Documentation License
We all go through phases. Some of us are really into fencing, some of us throw parties where we sort our friends into different houses at Hogwarts, but apparently Miley went through a phase of taking pictures of herself pretending to cut.Is this weird?
She Took a Picure Peeing on a TreePhoto: Metaweb / CC-BY
While on a camping trip outside of Nashville, Cyrus posted a picture of herself peeing on a tree. Great.Is this weird?