16.2k votes 2.9k voters 87.9k views22 items
List RulesVote up the weird statistics that shock you the most.
As the world grows increasingly strange, it seems like anything can happen. But what are the odds that out of the ordinary stuff will actually happen? This list looks at the weird statistics that silently govern our lives as we try to beat the odds to become millionaires and date supermodels. Some of the crazy odds that you’ll soon read are probably going to give you the heebie jeebies, especially if you’re worried about drunk airplane pilots or being possessed. But if you just relax and go with the flow, you’ll be able to contextualize these outlandish odds into what they really are: a series of misfortunes that are definitely going to happen to you.
Look, odds and percentages are weird and confusing. For instance, if the odds of accidentally setting your house on fire was 1 in 17, does that mean that every 17th person you know is going to accidentally set their house on fire? Probably not, but just to be safe you should probably buy an extra fire extinguisher to keep around the house. It goes without saying that you shouldn’t let these strange statistics impact your life beyond having a few chuckles (you can’t go around breathalyzing every 117th pilot that you meet, after all), but you can use these odds you won't believe to sound super smart and impress your friends.- 11,251446
The Odds That a Missing Child Will Come Home
Good news: 99.98% of missing children return home - 2953348
The Odds of Existing
- 3676356
The Odds of Becoming Disabled
1 in 4 people under the age of 20 will be disabled before they retire - 4619323
The Odds That a Left Handed Person Will Die Using a Right Handed Appliance
- 5550338
The Odds a Man Aged 25-44 Has Never Had Sex
- 6605390
The Odds That Your Pilot Is Drunk
- 7562374
The Odds That You'll Die on Your Birthday
7% higher than on any other day. - 8558387
The Odds of Getting Away with Murder
1 in 2 (Maybe) - 9343225
The Odds of Injuring Yourself with a Chainsaw
- 10394273
The Odds of Finding a Pearl in an Oyster
- 11318260
The Odds of Being Born with Extra Fingers or Toes
- 12299251
The Odds an Adult Will Visit the ER Due to a Pogo Stick Injury
- 13340291
The Odds That the President of the United States Attended Harvard
- 14309287
The Odds of Being on The Price Is Right
Approximately 1 in 36 - 15253251
The Odds Someone Will Think You're Possessed
- 16210224
The Odds That You'll Serve on a Jury in a Year
1 in 50 people, or 0.02% of the adult population - 17258291
The Odds That You'll Be Attacked by a Shark
- 18252310
The Odds of Writing a New York Times Bestseller
- 19216272
The Odds of Shuffling a Deck of Cards Into Perfect Numerical Order
- 20195253
The Odds That Your Baby Will Be Born with Teeth
- 21157272
The Odds of Becoming a Saint
- 22158280
The Odds That You'll Date a Supermodel