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People Of Reddit Confess The Weirdest Places They've Had To Poop

Updated September 1, 2017 1.5k votes 267 voters 14.6k views24 items

List RulesVote up the strangest and most unbelievable places people have ever had to drop a deuce.

We've all been there before. You feel that familiar bubbling as your insides twist and turn more than an episode of Game of Thrones. Panicked, you look everywhere for an acceptable place to drop trow and release your inner demons. You've heard stories of weird places people have had to poop, but you never thought you would be one of them

Sometimes, your body has a mind of its own. The urge to drop a deuce can hit at the most inconvenient times. Maybe while you're enjoying a beautiful, romantic sunset on a tropical beach. Nothing ruins romance like diarrhea splashing onto your ankles.

From the mountains of Nepal to the slide at a local playground, real people share the weirdest place they've ever had to go number two.

  • 1

    On A Tarantula

    From HydeMe:

    "My dad and I had a secret fishing hole, which was about a 2-mile hike into the mountains. I really needed to go during one of our fishing trips, so my dad told me to go find a rock to rest on and do business.

    I find this really large mossy green rock to sit on, and as I'm looking down at the ground wondering what is going to happen to my feces once I leave, I see this huge tarantula scuttling towards me. Not entirely done, I hurried to push out my poop. The tarantula ends up running right in between my legs and my poop lands directly on top of it. I proceeded to run out of the woods screaming with my pants still down at my ankles."

    Is this strange?
  • 2

    Pooped In A River In Front Of 150 Classmates

    From Tim7459:

    "It was a high-school camp, and we walked into a forest-like area where there [weren't] any toilets for 2 km. I was trying to save it 'til I got home, but I couldn't hold it in and I ran to the river and diarrhea exploded from my tiny 14 year old assh*le all over the still water. In a river. Next to a busy road. While 150 of my peers watched in disgust."

    Is this strange?
  • 3

    On An Angry Dog's Face

    From ivory11:

    "I had diarrhea during 'wood cut' at my dad's mate's farm, [and] the neighbor's dogs were having a fight with my dad's friend's dogs. I got in the crossfire, the other dogs chased me, seeing me as a target, I ran up a tree, the running and climbing shook the bowels loose.

    Apparently my dad and his mate came running when they saw (in the distance me being chased by dogs, and before they were in earshot, they saw me pull down my pants a little, and let out a wave of brown goop right into the pack leader's barking face.

    The dog's owner (a nice guy, but his dogs are assh*les) apologized, but seeing as I was ok, it became a laughing point for those guys for years."

    Is this strange?
  • 4

    Sh*t On A Slide

    From a Reddit User:

    "I went on a walk one night and found myself at the local park. Sadly, none of the restroom doors were unlocked, so I went over to the children's playground and took a sh*t on one of the slides. I wiped with leaves from a nearby tree."

    Is this strange?