Weird Pregnancy Cakes You've Got to See to Believe
Ah, the joys of motherhood: the cool baby gifts, the shameless eating, the joy of watching your child grow up. And it all starts with a party. Baby showers are the perfect time to break out the sugar and indulge in a little (or a lot) of cake. And just like any themed party, baby showers often include a pregnancy-themed cake! Sounds sweet, right? Wrong! This collection of the grossest pregnancy cakes ever will quickly prove that no baby belly should ever be rendered out of flour and sugar. Not only will they make you lose your appetite, these weird baby shower cakes break the laws of common decency simply by existing.
To put it mildly, these creepy baby cakes are not for the faint of heart, the easily offended, or even the actually pregnant. Here you’ll find weird pregnancy cakes so strange that you may reconsider having kids - or at least throwing a party before they're born. Whether these cakes were the work of subconsciously bitter single friends, or the result of some insanely hormonal mom’s taste makes no difference. They're all bad. Really bad. Nine-months-pregnant-in-the-heat-of-summer bad.So whether you’re looking to really piss off a pregnant woman near you or need a little cheering up due to your own childless state, these terrifying pastries will leave you feeling a bit better about life, if for no other reason than that you don’t have to consume them.
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