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The Most Wonderfully Weird Fan Fiction from Reddit

Updated September 22, 2020 314 votes 193 voters 6k views

List RulesVote up the weirdest, but still totally awesome, fan fiction dreamt up on Reddit.

Fan fiction isn’t a new phenomenon, but every few years a strange story about Harry Potter being born with a bucket for a head (or whatever) will be reblogged to infinity and push weird fan fiction into the mainstream. If you’re not up with the times, fan fiction is exactly what it sounds like: stories written about popular characters by fans of a particular franchise. Even though it sounds simple, fan fiction can get extremely complicated in one or two sentences. To help you read the “best” fanfic, this list features the best from various Reddit fan fiction pages for some of the most interesting pieces of work that you’ll read all week, or maybe even for the rest of your life.

Some of the best things that have ever happened to the Internet are Reddit fan fiction writing prompts. Through a few simple keystrokes we’ve been able to read extended universe Star Wars stories, scripts featuring the cast of The Legend of Zelda as if they were directed by Quentin Tarantino, and even more truly weird stories. There’s no end to the funny fan fiction on Reddit, and if there’s a fandom that you want to delve into it’s definitely out there. Hopefully these super weird, yet very interesting pieces of fan fiction will inspire you to write your own stories featuring previously copywritten characters.

Vote up the weirdest, but still totally awesome, fan fiction dreamt up on Reddit and featured below. And if you’ve been secretly sharing fan fiction online, it’s time to tell the world in the comments section.
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    Star Wars as Written by Dr. Seuss, Not a Moose

    "A long time ago, and so far far away,
    There was a rebellion in space, so they say!
    That old Evil Empire was up to no good
    They kidnapped a princess, you knew that they would!
    And then with the might only money can buy,
    They set out to make a Death Star, in the sky!
    That dastardly Emperor!That Scoundrel!
    That Fiend!Could nobody stop him?
    Would no one intervene?
    But the princess was crafty - and with luck she escaped!
    SHE wasn't held back by a bit of a scrape!
    Though she didn't get far, she did get far enough
    And she sent out a droid with a message - times were rough!
    Though she knew that her plan had no chance of success,
    It was all she could do - A New Hope, for the rest
    And as luck would have it, her plans met with a teen
    They flew all the way down to the planet, Tatooine!
    When Luke picked them up, he had no way to tell
    That this was the start of his personal hell
    He went to a master - a man named Old Ben
    And in fear for his family, he went home again!
    But when he arrived, he found they all died
    So with nothing to hold him, to the stars he did fly!
    Soon they met with a smuggler, a man named Solo
    He said he could take them where they had to go!
    But while flying along on their journey to space
    Old Obi Wan feels something - pain across his face!
    "I sense a disturbance" He said with no doubt
    "As if hundreds of people had suddenly cried out
    And then they were silent - I do not like this"
    Luke looked on in horror, he knew something's amiss
    "Wait, that's no moon! It's a space station!" he said with a hiss!
    Before they knew it, and before they could react
    They were suddenly captured - they were under attack!
    Though they managed to hide, in the smuggler's den
    They had no way to escape - they were trapped in a pen!
    "I'll disable the beam, you distract the guards
    I have unfinished business aboard this Death Star"
    Old Ben was Kenobi, a Jedi Knight supreme
    And he could feel Vader on board, like a dream
    They fought and they ran, sneaking between the guards
    It seemed that victory was here - luck in their cards!
    And with the princess they managed to escape
    "But wait, that was too easy - it had to be fake!"
    "Too easy - you're joking, that was incredibly hard!
    And Old Ben got killed! Our victory's marred!
    Despite her objections, they went on their way
    Down to the rebel base, to enter the fray!
    But Leia was right - it had been a trap!
    The were tracked to the base! The rebellion was scrap!
    "If we don't hurry, soon they'll kill us all!
    But look at these plans - we can blow up that ball!
    We'll need pilots with skill, we'll need pilots with grace
    To fire proton torpedoes, right here, at this place!
    This mission is hard - without doubt, some will die
    But it is our only hope - so fly pilots, fly!"
    And so Luke joined their ranks, and he jumped in a ship
    To fly down a trench - pray a wing doesn't clip!
    And though many were killed - in fact, most happened to die
    Luke made it to the end - and his torpedoes did fly!
    He shot without computer, Someone said "Use the Force!"
    And with that mysterious power, he struck at the source!
    With luck and with skill, sacrifice and Hope,
    The Death Star exploded - Luke's a hero! Don't mope!
    From farm boy to Jedi, an unknown to the best
    Luke's journey wasn't over - it's just the start of his quest!"

    From Reddit user Holy_Shit_A_Username.

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  • 2

    The Stream of Consciousness Spider-Man Poetry You Never Knew You Wanted

    "Bells were ringing frantically.
    Newbie acting school student Mary Jane Watson felt something was up.
    She ran into the church.
    Black space tentacles soon grabbed her.
    This was not how Mary Jane's day should have gone."
    This was not how Mary Jane's day should have gone.
    This is not something that would have happened normally.
    But time has been changed.
    Events in a dead future have raped their preceeding years, leaving a newly healed echo.
    Your canon is no longer intact.
    Your timeline is wrong.
    The future is uncertain.
    This is the story of MJ in the black symbiote suit.
    On a rooftop in Manhatten...
    Knowledge poured into her mind.
    It was filled with thoughts and emotions she didn't know could be felt so intensely.
    It was... sad. And angry."

    Keep reading this epic poem here, from Reddit user Scherazade.
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  • 3

    The Best Game of Thrones Fan Fic Ever

    "Beneath the castle roof, Lady Thesexyone was making passionate love with the massive soldier, Mr. Guywhoisreallyhot. He climaxes and Mr. Extrawhodoesn'tgetpaidenoughforthissh*t walks in, announcing the prince, Prince Teenagerwithanattitude. He announces them both as atrocities, and orders them to be killed. When suddenly, Lady Thesexyone reveals herself as the Princes mother! Prince Teenagerwithanattitude doesn't know what to do with this information, so he kills her and her hot guy friend.

    Then the dragon burns the whole castle to the ground."

    From Reddit user lawlore.
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  • 4

    Sonic Fan Fiction About a Sonic Fan

    "Sammy perked up when he heard the word "Sonic." "Yeah, Sonic is an okay game, but there are so many better ones." One of the hipsters said. "Sonic is one of the greatest game franchises in the world!" Sammy yelled. The hipsters turned around and looked at him. "Classic Sonic is the best! I'm a huge fan of Classic Sonic!" Sammy said loudly. "Dude, I've been playing Sonic since before you even existed. I guess I did it before it was cool if people are just now playing them. Plus, they're too mainstream now. I prefer Sonic '06 because no one else likes it." The hipsters started laughing."
    Read the full entertaining tale here, from Reddit user Forwardunrildawn7717.
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