lifestyle People Describe The Weird Habit Their Significant Other Does That They Don't Want To Ask About  

Hugh Landman
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List Rules Vote up the habits that are proof positive that love is blind... and maybe deaf and without a nose also.

One of the joys of finding a significant other is learning about that person's strange relationship habits. The people of Reddit were asked: What does your significant other do that makes no sense to you? Users had no shortage of weird answers to the question. Some users described girlfriend quirks ranging from sleep talking to more disgusting lifestyle routines.

As far as the different types of habits of boyfriends, Redditors also reported on unusual bedtime habits but a few go much further into the grossest realms of human behavior. Some of these stories about odd relationship quirks are so alarming one has to wonder why the writers are still with these people. Read up to compare your SO to these ones or to start compiling that list of red flags if you're on the prowl. 

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When The Toilet Is Just Too Far


From user Shprintez613:

"There is no way anyone beats this.

My ex bf told me that when he was living at his dad's house, he used to just piss in the corner of his bedroom. On the carpet. Yes, on his own floor, because he was too lazy to walk fifteen feet to the bathroom.

There was a designated corner he would piss in. I have no idea if his father ever noticed. This wasn't a one time thing, this was an actual habit.

I don't think he's told anyone else. And...now the internet knows."

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You Gonna Finish That, Uh, Newspaper?


From user snakeoil-huckster:

"He tears little pieces of newspaper off and chews them. I'm not certain if he swallows them. Sometimes when I read the paper he'll ask for 'a taste.'"

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The Mysterious Pee Flush Race


From user sammy_nobrains:

"Every time my husband pees, he flushes the toilet mid-pee, in an attempt to "race" the flush. It's f****** weird, and I've never asked him why he does it."

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The Dreaded Fart Sleep Screamer


From user StylzL33T:

"Screaming and farting in their sleep."

And before you ask,
 

"Yes, at the same damn time!"