People Describe The Weird Habit Their Significant Other Does That They Don't Want To Ask About

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Vote up the habits that are proof positive that love is blind... and maybe deaf and without a nose also.

One of the joys of finding a significant other is learning about that person's strange relationship habits. The people of Reddit were asked: What does your significant other do that makes no sense to you? Users had no shortage of weird answers to the question. Some users described girlfriend quirks ranging from sleep talking to more disgusting lifestyle routines.

As far as the different types of habits of boyfriends, Redditors also reported on unusual bedtime habits but a few go much further into the grossest realms of human behavior. Some of these stories about odd relationship quirks are so alarming one has to wonder why the writers are still with these people. Read up to compare your SO to these ones or to start compiling that list of red flags if you're on the prowl. 

  • 1
    72 VOTES

    Having Aunt Flow Over For Dinner

    From user Disra:

    "My ex used to drink her own menstrual blood, straight from the menstrual cup she used (and tried to persuade me to try also - the cup, and the drinking). And yes, also on those last days where there's as much blood as parts of the insides of the womb."

    72 votes
  • 2
    54 VOTES

    When The Toilet Is Just Too Far

    From user Shprintez613:

    "There is no way anyone beats this.

    My ex bf told me that when he was living at his dad's house, he used to just piss in the corner of his bedroom. On the carpet. Yes, on his own floor, because he was too lazy to walk fifteen feet to the bathroom.

    There was a designated corner he would piss in. I have no idea if his father ever noticed. This wasn't a one time thing, this was an actual habit.

    I don't think he's told anyone else. the internet knows."

    54 votes
  • 3
    39 VOTES

    A Little Salt To Go With That Pepper

    From user deleted:

    "My ex used to pick and scratch at his head and eat the scalp flakes. F****** disgusting."

    39 votes
  • 4
    38 VOTES

    She's Never Washing The Dishes Ever

    From user yosupdood:

    "Rather than washing dishes, my ex would just pile them up and simply put them back in the cupboard. because she was that gross/lazy. I once asked for a pan, she told me to look in a drawer. All her pans had inch-thick crust of unknown food from god knows when. I asked her why she didn't do dishes, and she just said she didn't feel like it. I had to sit there for fifteen mins and pick at the crust just so I could make breakfast. We broke up."

    38 votes
  • 5
    38 VOTES

    That's One Way To Calm Your Nerves

    From user mastigia:

    "My wife keeps a certain type of soap in a baggie and she chews it through the baggie and smells it whenever she is uncomfortable or is sleeping.

    Cops have mistaken it for a big bag of cocaine before. Awkward"

    38 votes
  • 6
    47 VOTES

    You Gonna Finish That, Uh, Newspaper?

    From user snakeoil-huckster:

    "He tears little pieces of newspaper off and chews them. I'm not certain if he swallows them. Sometimes when I read the paper he'll ask for 'a taste.'"

    47 votes