19 Weird Star Wars Thoughts That Actually Make A Good Point

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Star Wars may have its ups and downs, but these weird thoughts about the Star Wars Universe ask the unanswered questions from the beloved series. Check out r/showerthoughts for more introspective thoughts. Vote up if it's better than Jar Jar Binks!

Photo: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy / 20th Century Fox

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    830 VOTES

    The Prequel Trilogy Perfectly Foreshadows The Rise Of Darth Vader

    The Prequel Trilogy Perfectly Foreshadows The Rise Of Darth Vader
    Photo: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope / 20th Century Fox

    From Redditor u/link1995cc:

    All of the villains in the Star Wars Prequel trilogy perfectly foreshadow the rise of Darth Vader. Maul was manipulated from birth by Palpatine, Dooku was a fallen jedi, and Grievous was a cyborg. Vader is all 3 of those things

    830 votes
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    714 VOTES

    The Destruction Of Alderaan Was Underplayed

    The Destruction Of Alderaan Was Underplayed
    Photo: Star Wars: A New Hope / 20th Century Fox

    From Redditor u/Mr_C*ckSwing:

    The destruction of Alderaan is immensely underplayed. How was anyone smiling at the end of the film? An entire planet of species that went through millions of years of evolution. A planet full of people, their history, cities, traditions. But people mainly think its sad because it upsets Leia.

    714 votes
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    670 VOTES

    The Lasers And Lightsabers Cauterize The Wounds Instantly

    The Lasers And Lightsabers Cauterize The Wounds Instantly
    Photo: Star Wars: The Force Awakens / Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

    From Redditor u/Moonman292:

    There's never any blood in Star Wars movies because all the lasers and lightsabers would cauterize the wounds instantly.

    670 votes
  • 4
    799 VOTES

    Darth Vader Could Doze Off In A Meeting Without People Noticing

    Darth Vader Could Doze Off In A Meeting Without People Noticing
    Photo: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope / 20th Century Fox

    From Redditor u/someaustralianwobbly:

    Darth Vader could fall asleep during imperial meetings, and no one would notice...

    799 votes
  • 5
    593 VOTES

    C-3PO Can Learn Millions Of Languages, Except Sign Language

    C-3PO Can Learn Millions Of Languages, Except Sign Language
    Photo: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope / 20th Century Fox

    From Reddit u/Centminor:

    C-3PO is fluent in over 6 million languages, but due to the design of his arms, he'll never be able to do sign language.

    593 votes
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    552 VOTES

    R2-D2, Behave Yourself

    R2-D2, Behave Yourself
    Photo: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope / 20th Century Fox

    From Redditor u/tburn1:

    R2-D2 hasn't gotten 1 uncensored line.

    552 votes