19 Weird Star Wars Thoughts That Actually Make A Good Point
Star Wars may have its ups and downs, but these weird thoughts about the Star Wars Universe ask the unanswered questions from the beloved series. Check out r/showerthoughts for more introspective thoughts. Vote up if it's better than Jar Jar Binks!
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The Prequel Trilogy Perfectly Foreshadows The Rise Of Darth Vader
From Redditor u/link1995cc:
All of the villains in the Star Wars Prequel trilogy perfectly foreshadow the rise of Darth Vader. Maul was manipulated from birth by Palpatine, Dooku was a fallen jedi, and Grievous was a cyborg. Vader is all 3 of those things
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The Destruction Of Alderaan Was UnderplayedPhoto: Star Wars: A New Hope / 20th Century Fox
From Redditor u/Mr_C*ckSwing:
The destruction of Alderaan is immensely underplayed. How was anyone smiling at the end of the film? An entire planet of species that went through millions of years of evolution. A planet full of people, their history, cities, traditions. But people mainly think its sad because it upsets Leia.
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The Lasers And Lightsabers Cauterize The Wounds InstantlyPhoto: Star Wars: The Force Awakens / Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
From Redditor u/Moonman292:
There's never any blood in Star Wars movies because all the lasers and lightsabers would cauterize the wounds instantly.
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Darth Vader Could Doze Off In A Meeting Without People Noticing
From Redditor u/someaustralianwobbly:
Darth Vader could fall asleep during imperial meetings, and no one would notice...
- 5593 VOTES
C-3PO Can Learn Millions Of Languages, Except Sign LanguagePhoto: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope / 20th Century Fox
From Reddit u/Centminor:
C-3PO is fluent in over 6 million languages, but due to the design of his arms, he'll never be able to do sign language.
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R2-D2, Behave Yourself