Funny The Weirdest Things Ever Thrown at Musicians Onstage  

Tucker DeSaulnier
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What kinds of items are thrown at musicians during concerts? Some odd, strange, and just plain gross things are tossed at performers putting on shows. Whether you're Bowie, Bieber, or just some random band, you risk taking a lollipop, a live animal, or a dildo to the face every time you're onstage.

Strange objects hurled at the stage are nothing new. Throwing bottles is so common that it has its own verb; it's called "bottling" and, these days, it's pretty tame. The stakes have been raised and haters or even fans trying to catch a star's attention can't count on random trash or rotten vegetables doing the trick.

So we've listed the weirdest items ever tossed onstage and the musicians who had to deal with them. From being pierced in the eyeball with candy to being pelted with tampons, these bands have suffered injuries to both their bodies and their pride. What's in it for the fans? Perhaps a tiny little bit of their favorite rapper or singer's fame, or at least the knowledge that they've trolled someone famous.

Whether you're delighted or disgusted, be sure to vote for the strangest thing ever lobbed onstage during a show.
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Ozzy Osbourne - Live Bat

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In 1982, Ozzy Osbourne made himself infamous for biting off the head of a live bat that a fan threw onstage. Believing the bat to be rubber, Osbourne feasted on the poor creature. Later he had to be treated for rabies, claiming that he was bitten before the decapitation. So see, in this instance, biting the head off a bat was totally reasonable. Right?
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Alice Cooper - Live Chicken

Alice Cooper - Live Chicken is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Weirdest Things Ever Thrown at Musicians Onstage
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A legend was born at the 1969 Toronto Peace Festival. You may have heard that Alice Cooper killed a chicken in the middle a performance, but Cooper himself has explained, "While we were on, somebody from the audience threw a chicken on stage. I'm from Detroit, I'm not a farm kid. I figured a chicken had wings, it'll fly away. So I took the chicken and threw it and it didn't fly. It went into the audience. Blood everywhere."
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David Bowie - Lollipop

David Bowie - Lollipop is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Weirdest Things Ever Thrown at Musicians Onstage
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David Bowie was once hit in the eye with a lollipop while playing a show in Oslo, Norway. As the candy dart stuck out of his (bulls)eye, Bowie joked that at least it had been his bad eye. Yes, his look has changed dramatically in the past, but even as Ziggy Stardust, he never went so far as to claim to be King Kandy of Candy Land.
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Adam Lambert - Dildo

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Adam Lambert didn't falter when a sex toy flopped at his feet during a live performance in Ontario. In fact, Lambert expertly kicked it back from whence it came without missing a beat, almost as though it were all part of the choreography. Maybe flying dildos will become a part of future American Idol contests. Maybe.
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