The Weirdest Thing About You, According To Your Zodiac Sign
You can deny it all you want, but you’re weird AF. You’re so weird that it’s written in the stars. The weird traits of each zodiac sign spell out the inherent oddness that courses through your veins. You know that thing you do that everyone calls “quirky” when they mean it’s straight up bananas? Well, that weird behavior can be explained through astrology. Even if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t believe in astrology, once you read this you’ll have to admit that there are some weird things your zodiac sign does.
If you’ve ever wondered how your astrological sign affects your behavior, this collection of all the weird things that you do based on your astrological chart will explain so much about your life. You’re not going to be able to make yourself less weird, but at least now you’ll understand your weird zodiac sign behavior and maybe you can pull it back a little when you’re in public. Or, you know, get even weirder. It’s up to you.
Woof. You really need to take care of your time management skills. That might not sound weird, but as you get older your friends are going to start noticing how you have stacks of empty pizza boxes under piles of clothes under a bunch of old VHS cassettes. Why do you still have those? And why aren't they on a shelf? Clean up after yourself once in a while.
There's something about all you Taurus weirdos; you just loOOoOoOoOOove putting your mitts all over everything. As a "sensual and tactile" person you refuse to give anyone their personal space, and if you go to someone's apartment you can't stop moving stuff around. Seriously, stop touching our stuff.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you're kind of annoying. Geminis are the first people to drop everything and go on a road trip to the desert, or make cupcakes at one in the morning, or get a stick and poke tattoo of a lightning bolt even though they've never read Harry Potter (not that every lightening bolt has to be about Harry Potter but come on.)
For the most part you're totally A-OK to hang out with, but you can be capricious to the nth degree, and that's exhausting.
Don't throw a fit or anything but we've gotta be real: Cancers are big emotional whiners. You're great, seriously, you're fine. But you have this weird thing where you tend to get moody out of nowhere. It doesn't matter what's going on in your life - you could get a raise at work or a win the lottery - you would still have an outsized bummer of a reaction.
It's not your fault that you have so many feels, you were just born that way.
How do you know exactly what to say in every situation? What is it about your weird Leo brain that makes you this super alpha crazy person that's always fun? Your conversational skills are like the first sip of soda, the first bite of pizza, or another appealing metaphor.
Most zodiac signs wouldn't know how to use of your freakish ability to make everyone feel like they're in a cool private conversation, but that's why you're so weird.
Virgos are far too enigmatic for their own good. While you seem to have a well put-together exterior, you know you're hiding something. What is it? Do you have a secret life as a bank robber? Are you secretly a high-class escort?
It's fine if you are but just be honest with your friends for once.