history The Craziest Viking Rituals They Actually Practiced  

Lyra Radford
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List Rules Vote up the truly weird rituals the Vikings actually did - those you can't believe were really a thing.

There were some pretty weird Viking rituals practiced from the late eighth century into the late 11th century. It’s no secret that Vikings were savage warriors with a reputation for raiding nations and brutalizing their inhabitants. These fierce, seafaring Scandinavians would slaughter dozens and perform ritualistic executions that would give even Clive Barker nightmares. What’s known as the Viking age is littered with some scary rituals from the Norse religion but also a few oddball traditions that Vikings practiced exclusively.  
These ruthless pirates had a softer side and a superstitious side as well. They believed in omens and used good luck charms. The same Norse Paganism that instilled their sacrificial practices also taught them to respect the land. They were great farmers and enjoyed activities such as skiing and crafting. Surprisingly enough, they also gave their women an abundance of respect and power within their society, which was rare for the time. They lived in a well-ordered democratic society that just happened to partake in terrifying Norse rituals from time to time. 

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The Blood Eagle Was a Gruesome Execution Method

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In Norse literature, the Blood Eagle is described as a ritualized form of execution, a sacrifice to the god Odin. While it’s extremely disturbing to imagine this happening, historians have come to the conclusion that it did.  
First, they would restrain the victim, which was usually a nobleman, face down and carve the shape of an eagle with its wings extended into his back. Then, they’d hack his ribs at until they detached from his spine. The ribs would be pulled out to create the illusion of protruding wings. While still alive and in agony, the victim’s lungs would be pulled from the gaping hole and set over his “wings.”  This would cause his wings to “flutter” as he took his final breaths and died.
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The Viking Chief Cremation Ceremony Involved an Orgy and a Sacrifice

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After the death of a chief, one of his “slave girls” would volunteer to join him in the afterlife. In order for her to do that, a very disturbing ritual had to take place first. The girl was looked after and kept intoxicated (probably so she wouldn't come to her senses and back out), while the cremation ceremony preparations were being made. The girl would partake in “sexual rites,” where she would have sex with every man in the village before being strangled. The village matriarch would stab her and her body would be cremated with the chief on a wooden ship.
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Every Nine Years, 81 People Were Sacrificed During Yule

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Every ninth year, during Yule, it was customary for Swedish Kings to sacrifice men at the Temple at Uppsala. Nine heads would be offered to the gods, with the bodies hanging out in the temple’s sacred grove. This would go on for nine days, totaling 81 sacrifices that would be accompanied by feasts and Yule festivities. 
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Berserkers Raided Towns Like Beasts

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Berserkers were warrior shamans, but they had to undergo a symbolic death and rebirth to unlock their powers. To do this, they were put in dangerous situations in the wild and were expected to live as their totem animal would in the wilderness. Whether bear or wolf, they’d have to hunt and raid nearby towns as a beast would. They purposely stripped themselves of all humanity and morale to become savages on a physical and emotional level. They went berserk as beasts did on the battlefield, no fear, no armor.
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