Anime Underground The 15 Weirdest Abilities in Anime You Probably Wouldn't Want  

Anna Lindwasser
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List Rules Vote up the weirdest anime powers you definitely wouldn't want.

While most anime feature characters with amazing superpowers that you'd totally want to have, not all powers are so enviable. Some anime abilities are just plain bizarre. While many viewers of My Hero Academia would absolutely accept the incredible "One for All" quirk if given the chance, not everyone would want, for example, Minoru Mineta's "Pop-Off" quirk, which lets him pull sticky purple spheres off of the top of his head and throw them at people.

Some weird anime abilities are just not useful in most situations. Whether or not you'd actually like to have one, the weirdest anime powers can make a series much more interesting. After all, there's only so many times you can watch a character breathe fire before it gets old. Once in a while, you just want to watch a girl hypnotize people into developing a glasses obsession like Ai Mori does in The Law of Ueki.

Read on to discover the strangest powers in all of anime and make sure to vote up the ability that you'd rather do without. 

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Melona's Corrosive Breast Milk – Queen's Blade


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Melona, of Queen's Blade, shoots corrosive breast milk when her boobs are stimulated by hand-shaped, gooey hair extensions. Yes, it's exactly as weird as it sounds. While some people probably find Melona's abilities titillating (get it?), they'd be pretty terrible to have in real life.

Breast milk isn't just ready to go at all times; it appears after pregnancy and childbirth. To be able to do this continuously, Melona would have to have like a billion kids... and her breasts probably hurt like crazy.

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Minoru Mineta's Pop-Off Quirk – My Hero Academia


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Photo:  Studio Bones

Basically everybody in My Hero Academia has some incredible abilities, but few of them are quite as unusual as Minoru Mineta's "Pop-Off" quirk. The kid has a nearly infinite supply of sticky round balls attached to his head, which he can pluck off at will. The bounciness makes them useful as a trampoline, and the stickiness can be used for... sticking to things.

However, if he takes off too many, he risks bleeding to death. While he has been able to use his quirk in battle, it doesn't have a lot of obvious practical effects. 

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Tohru's Stain Removing Spit – Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid


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Photo:  Kyoto Animation

Tohru, the dragon maid from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, has several incredible abilities, including flight, regeneration, traveling between dimensions, and other things one would expect from a dragon. She can also clean stains out of clothing using her spit. While this strange ability is pretty useful in her role as a maid, her employer/girlfriend Kobayashi is understandably less than thrilled by the idea of having her clothes cleaned inside a dragon's mouth. 

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Mio Kusakai's Titty Hypnosis – Keijo!!!!!!!!


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Keijo!!!!!!!! features an abundance of totally outlandish abilities, all of which utilize breasts and butts – it's a show about a sport in which girls try to knock each other into the water using said assets, so weirdness is to be expected.

One of the strangest abilities is probably Mio Kusakai's "Titty Hypnosis." By swinging her breasts like a pendulum, Mio can completely paralyze her opponent and force them to obey her every command. To be fair, breasts can do something like that in real life... but it typically doesn't happen quite so directly.