People create cars inspired by superheroes, but those vehicles are hardly the weirdest Marvel tie-in products. In fact, there is an inexplicable Hulk cologne that can actually be purchased and used if you love the fictional hero that much. Some Marvel promotional items are totally bonkers, and a few have even been put out of commission because they're just too ridiculous.
Surprisingly, though, quite a bit of the weird comic book paraphernalia is still in circulation. You might yet be able to get your hands on some unnecessary Avengers merchandise if you do your research.
Reusable Avengers Chicken Bucket
If you want to take your fried chicken on the go, why not invest in an Avengers chicken bucket? The food will stay fresh and it'll look fun.
Wearable Avengers Sleeping Bag
Want to look like an Avenger sleeping in a snow suit? Of course you do; that's why you need an Avenger sleep suit. Never awkwardly clamber out of a sleeping bag again.
Thor Dumbbell Alarm Clock
This Thor dumbbell clock can wake you up in the mornings and get you jacked like the God of Thunder.
Black Panther Talon Tip Rings Set
This Black Panther Talon Ring set doubles as jewelry and weaponry. You can be stylish and poke someone's eye out.