These moments are so terrible you'd be a monster to wish them on a single person.
"In Colorado, due to rock fall, a 20 mile stretch of highway now has a 238 mile, 4.5 hour detour."
"My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy's Poop And Proceeded To 'Clean' The Rest Of My Home"
"Their Flight Left Two Hours Ago"
More Than One Drink May Be Necessary