It’s a well known observation having sexual intercourse can make you feel better emotionally, it keeps you healthy, and it’s fun. But what about if you’re having too much sex? Spending too much time in bone town can take you to chafing city, and might even put you on the slow train to chronic back pain county. Alas, too much of a good thing even applies here, which might be the best thing ever. Most of you don’t have to worry about most of the things that happen to your body when you have too much intercourse, but if you're hitting the sheets on a daily basis, you should read up on these sexaholic problems to make sure you’re staying healthy.
The biology of intercourse gets our chemicals grooving in a way that puts us at peak human. Our bodies suddenly decide we should be running marathons, our neurons are stoked to be alive, and who can forget the climax? But the physical effects of too much "physical activity" can take a violent toll on our bodies; leaving us broken pieces of meat who can’t stop bleeding (nasty! but seriously...). To be fair, there are a couple of good things that come along with having non-stop intercourse. Continue, brave readers, for a whiff of... that's the wrong phrase to use here. An penetrating dive into educational trip down Oversexed Lane.
This is just sad. As you get older, all of the effort you exert during, especially if you're getting wild (or jiggy) with it, will take a toll on your body. Michael R. Marks, MD, MBA, and spokesman for the American Academy of Orthopedic Surgeons, says intercourse back pain “is probably more common than physicians think and for patients to admit to.”
You shouldn't be embarrassed to let your MD know how much you're getting if you're worried about naked-thrusting induced back pain.
Wait, what? You read that right: doing it too much can run the risk of losing your eyesight. According to Discover Magazine, a 29-year-old male showed up at the ER one day, having become blind in one eye after doing the deed. He experienced valsalva manoeuvre during climax by holding his breath and pushing on his diaphragm, thereby drastically increasing the blood pressure in his eye. Yikes! No thank you! Remember guys, it's important to breathe. You're gonna end up blowing out your eye's blood vessels.
Before you swear off intercourse forever, keep in mind it takes a lot of work to break your penis, but it can be done. It happened to Dennis Rodman three times! According to Rodman, after he spent the day drinking with his girlfriend, they decided to go at it, but they ended up going all out. At one point Rodman jumped across the bedroom in an attempt at flying penetration, and broke his piece. What's the moral of the story? Don't get so bored that you start trying to jump into someone.
Even though some cardiovascular researchers believe an increase of sexual activity can make your heart stronger, many doctors are quick to point out that most patients are twice as likely to have a heart attack one hour after intercourse than after not doing it at all. Which is a bit like saying patients who go out a lot are twice as likely to get hit by a car as those who don't leave the house. Findings that intercourse can induce a heart attack should mostly worry those who are overweight or over the age of 50. But still, be safe in the bedroom people.