Unexpected Consequences Of Jumping Off A Bridge To Your Death

Some people think jumping off a bridge is a peaceful way to go. One Marin County, CA, coroner, for example, told the San Francisco Chronicle in 2005 that there's a persistent myth that it's a "light, airy way to end your life, like going to join the angels." But committing suicide by jumping off a bridge, the coroner says, is "not a pretty death," and he should know: he works in the same county as the Golden Gate Bridge, one of the world's most popular spots for jumping to your death.

So what happens when you jump off a bridge that high? It's nothing like Olympic high diving, regardless of the skill of the jumper. You hit the water at 75 miles per hour, and after that, a surprising number of things could kill you. Read on to find out what jumping off a bridge really does to your body, and just how slim of a chance you'd have of surviving.

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  • You'll Probably Die from Multiple Blunt-Force Injuries

    You'll Probably Die from Multiple Blunt-Force Injuries
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    If you jump off the Golden Gate Bridge, for example, you’ll likely die from multiple blunt-force injuries. This is the “coroner’s usual verdict,” according to Tad Friend’s 2003 New Yorker feature “Jumpers.” In other words, as John Koopman of the San Francisco Chronicle observes, “you die the same way as someone hit by a car.”

    The Golden Gate Bridge makes an excellent “testing ground” for this gruesome topic because so many people (1500+) have fallen or jumped from its 239-foot to 261-foot heights (depending on where they were on the bridge). By comparison, a mere 186-foot freefall is considered to be the “upper survival limits of human tolerance to impact velocity in water.”

    Is your death a sure thing? Not exactly, but damn close: a 1968 FAA study on the topic, “Fatal Injuries From Extreme Water Impact,” says that at that time “99.3 percent of falls [from the Golden Gate Bridge] have been fatal.” Needless to say, the physics of the fall haven’t changed since the ‘60s.

  • Your Ribs Will Break

    Your Ribs Will Break
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    Experts agree that your ribs are probably going to break. It happens in about 85 percent of cases involving people who have jumped or fallen from the Golden Gate Bridge. The research says that the impact on the water causes “extensive fractures to the rib cage, usually bilateral and multiple fractures involving every rib.” This happens through sheer force: bodies hit the water “at about seventy-five miles an hour and with a force of fifteen thousand pounds per square inch,” according to the New Yorker.

    Rib damage is overwhelmingly common: by comparison, only one-third of cases feature fractured arms or legs and only 15 percent of cases feature fractured vertebrae.

  • Chances Are, Your Organs Will Tear Loose

    Physics tells us that a body hitting the water at 75 miles per hour will come to a stop… or at least the “outer body” will. Your internal organs, according to John Bateson, author of The Final Leap: Suicide on the Golden Gate Bridge, will “keep going, tearing loose from their connections.”

    Since most, if not all, of your rib bones will fracture, you’ll basically have tiny sharp bone fragments inside your body to contend with, too. These jagged bones will rip through the spleen, lungs, heart, and other organs.

    Coast Guard officer Ron Wilton has seen the damage firsthand. He told the New Yorker it’s like “someone took an eggbeater to the organs of the body and ground everything up.”

  • Drowning Is a Definite Possibility, Too

    If your injuries from the impact with the water don’t kill you, there’s a chance that you’ll simply drown. Since you hit the water so fast - 75 miles per hour - you plunge pretty deep.

    When the Coast Guard pulls your body out, they can actually tell at a glance if you drowned or not. The tell-tale sign? “Frothy mucus bubbles from the nose.” It doesn’t happen that often, however, since most people don’t live long enough to inhale enough water.

  • Crabs Might Eat Your Face

    It’s an incredibly unpleasant thought, but jumping off a bridge into a large body of water means “severe marine depredation” of bodies not immediately recovered. This sometimes means shark attacks, but more frequently, crab attacks, and they’re very particular about how they dine on you.

    Herb Lopez, a Golden Gate Bridge safety patrol sergeant, told Salon they often “go for the eyeballs first, then the soft flesh on the cheeks.”

    Lopez knows this because bodies are often recovered using a so-called crab basket, along with a grappling hook, meaning he gets a firsthand look at the damage. “A lot of times, we pull bodies out with crabs hanging off them.”

  • Your Body May Never Be Found

    In the case of Golden Gate Bridge jumpers, the Coast Guard, unfortunately, doesn’t always find the bodies. There are instances, according to the San Francisco Chronicle, of witnesses reporting jumpers who are later never seen again. The Guard, once notified, drops a smoke flare in the water to mark the entry point, but that can take up to five minutes in the best of circumstances.

    The New Yorker reported two “vanished” bodies in 2003, possible eaten by sharks or aquatic life. The eddies “stirred by the bridge’s massive stone piers,” Tad Friend explains, can sometimes cause bodies to wash up 30 miles away. Some, however, just never wash up at all.