Ever wonder what living in the White House is like? That's easy - it's weird! Life in the White House for the first family (its only permanent residents) is like a cross between living in a fortress, a resort, and a museum... but somehow stranger. Do you want to know what it's like to not carry money or credit cards for four years? How about being the leader of the free world, but still having crappy Wi-Fi?
The truth about what is it like to live in the White House is stranger than fiction. Forget The West Wing: In the actual White House, the president and his family are billed for every meal they eat that isn't business-related; presidential children are sneaking up to the roof; and even the most powerful person in the world is scooping up dog poop. Enjoy these and many more facts about living in the White House: It's your patriotic duty!
White House Wi-Fi Sucks
If your crappy Wi-Fi is keeping you from your favorite sites, the first family feels your pain. The Obamas told CBS on Super Bowl Sunday 2016 about the many Wi-Fi "dead spots" in the White House, and that the Obama girls got "frustrated" by them.
In the weeks following this interview, the Roosevelt Room saw improved Wi-Fi, which allowed White House personnel to broadcast an event on Facebook Live.
The West Wing Is Full Of Roaches And Mice
In 2017, White House officials reportedly submitted numerous requests for repairs and new equipment. But the most eye-opening one was for pest control to eradicate the mice getting into the Situation Room and the Navy's mess hall in the White House.
In addition to this, there are allegedly roaches in the West Wing.
Carpet Stains From First Pets Aren't Always Removed Immediately
You would think someone would quickly take care of pet stains from the White House carpets, but this is not always the case. It's unclear if other administrations' pets left a mess behind, but there is one little legacy that has been confirmed.
Obama family biographer Jodi Kantor says that thanks to the Bush family's cats, stains remained on the carpet when the Obamas took residence in the White House.
There Is No Private Entrance Or Exit To The Residence
It makes sense the first family can't just come and go as they please, but did you know they do not have any private entrances or exits where they live? It's one of the downsides to living in a combination fortress/museum.
Staff and tourists have access to the Diplomatic Room - close to where the entrance to the living quarters is located - during regular operating hours, so the first family has to crouch behind brown screens to avoid detection.